tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72496367811812617532012-01-18T01:26:12.136-08:00Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-84977011529120613292010-08-14T11:05:00.000-07:002010-03-05T01:46:30.157-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Cute Babies</span></span></a><br /></div>The cutest babies I would have ever seen.<br />A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">“If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma.” ~ Theresa Bloomingdale </span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/SNLx4bljvoI/AAAAAAAAIn4/n48HfkBDpCI/s1600-h/0708030716301gabriella.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/SNLx4bljvoI/AAAAAAAAIn4/n48HfkBDpCI/s400/0708030716301gabriella.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247522467620306562" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/SMsm6yQR1vI/AAAAAAAAHho/gKnf_Hy-WxY/s1600-h/a_017.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/SMsm6yQR1vI/AAAAAAAAHho/gKnf_Hy-WxY/s400/a_017.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245328982367393522" border="1" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/SKOESe5N_lI/AAAAAAAAANE/qjnQ9hT9yOE/s1600-h/a_021.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/SKOESe5N_lI/AAAAAAAAANE/qjnQ9hT9yOE/s400/a_021.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234172645000216146" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> Baby</span></a></span></div>A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />"When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and<br /><br />that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be"<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past<br /><br />forgotten, and the future worth living for"<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />"If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go<br /><br />far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes<br /><br />of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle."<br /><br />*****************************************************<br />"Ten fingers, Ten toes She's laughter and teardrops So small and brand new And amazingly angelic She's sent to bless you<br /><br />She's one special Baby The best of life's treasure And will grant and bless you Many hours of great pleasure."<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br />"Take a sprinkling of fairy dust, An angel's single feather, Also a dash of love and care, Then mix them both together. Add a<br /><br />sentiment or two,<br />A thoughtful wish or line, A touch of stardust, a sunshine ray... Its a recipe, for a Baby Girl truly fine."<br /><br />*****************************************************<br />"This Baby is Your Blessing, I wish Happiness in every way, Good Luck God Bless, I say And Many Blessings and Wishes, To<br /><br />Welcome Baby Into Your Life Today."<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br />"A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it."<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies."<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."<br /><br />*****************************************************<br />"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your<br /><br />body."<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />"Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave"<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase"<br /><br />*****************************************************<br />"When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned."<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br />Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh<br />The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A<br /><br />mother is something absolutely new.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Frank A. Clark<br />A baby is born with a need to be loved -- and never outgrows it.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Carl Sandburg<br />A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Louisa May Alcott<br />Father asked us, "What was God's noblest work?" Anna said, "Men", but I said "Babies". Men are often bad, but babies never<br /><br />are.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br />Martin Fraquhar Tupper<br />A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a<br /><br />link between angels and men.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Don Herold<br />Babies are such a nice way to start people.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Anonymous<br />A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Marie Osmond<br />When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Eleanor Roosevelt<br />The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath<br /><br />him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Tris Speaker<br />If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Anonymous<br />A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past<br /><br />forgotten, and the future worth living for.<br /><br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/SMsn5thJy7I/AAAAAAAAHkQ/c6Xkn7h63Qw/s1600-h/cutebaby04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Amita (without limit)<br />Amodini (joyful)<br />Amrapali (famous courtesan who became a evotee of Buddha)<br />Amrita (immortality)<br />Amritkala (nectarine art)<br />Amrusha (sudden)<br />Anagha (sinless)<br />Anahita (graceful)<br />Anala (fiery)<br />Anamika (ring-finger)<br />Anandamayi (full of joy)<br />Anandi (jovial)<br />Anandini (joyful)<br />Ananya (without a second)<br />Anasuya, Anasooya (wife of Rishi Atri)<br />Anchal (the decorative end of a sari)<br />Angana (an suspicious or handsome woman)<br />Angarika (a flame-coloured flower-Palash or Flame of the Forest)<br />Anisha (uninterrupted)<br />Anita (grace)<br />Anjali (offering with both hands)<br />Anjana (mother of Hanuman)<br />Anju (one who lives in the heart)<br />Anjushri, Anjushree (dear to one's heart)<br />Anindita (beautiful)<br />Anika (Goddess Durga)<br />Ankita (conqueress; empress; one with auspicious marks)<br />Annapurna (Goddess Parvati; generous with food)<br />Anoushka, Anushka (lightning)<br />Anshula (sunny)<br />Antara (the second note in Hindustani classical music)<br />Anuhya (something unexpected - in a pleasant way - and valuable)<br />Anumati (consent)<br />Anupama (without equal)<br />Anuradha (name of a star)<br />Anuva (knowldege)<br />Anwesha (quest)<br />Apala (name of a learned woman of the past)<br />Aparijita (undefeated; name of a flower)<br />Aparna (Goddess Parvati)<br />Apsara (celestial maiden)<br />Apurva, Apoorva (unique)<br />Aradhana (worship)<br />Arati, Aaarti (worship, divine fire in ritual)<br />Archa (worship)<br />Archan (worship)<br />Archana (worship)<br />Arpana (surrendered)<br />Arpita (dedicated)<br />Arshia (heavenly)<br />Arundhati (a star)<br />Aruna (dawn)<br />Aruni (dawn)<br />Arunima (glow of dawn)<br />Asavari (name of a raga or melody)<br />Ascharya (Surprise)<br />Aseema, Ashima (limitless)<br />Asgari (devotee)<br />Asha (hope, aspiration)<br />Ashis (benediction)<br />Ashna (friend)<br />Ashwini (a star)<br />Asita (the river Yamuna)<br />Aslesha (a star)<br />Asmita (pride)<br />Atasi (a blue flower)<br />Atmaja (daughter)<br />Atreyi (name of a river)<br />Avani, Abani (earth)<br />Avanti(ancient Malwa; Ujjain)<br />Avantika (city of Ujjain)<br />Ayesha (wife of the Prophet)<br />Ayushmati (one who has a long life)<br />Aziza ( a friend)</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">B</span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>Bahula (a star)<br />Baidehi (Sita)<br />Baijayanthi (garland of Lord Vishnu)<br />Baisakhi (of the month Baishakh)<br />Baishali (an ancient city)<br />Bakul (the name of a flower)<br />Bala (girl)<br />Ballari (creeper)<br />Banamala (forests)<br />Banani (forests)<br />Bandana (worship)<br />Bandhula (charming)<br />Banhi (fire)<br />Banhishikha (flame)<br />Banita (woman)<br />Bansari (flute)<br />Bansuri (flute)<br />Barnali (Dispersion of seven colors)<br />Barsha, Varsha (rain)<br />Baruna (wife of the Lord of the sea)<br />Baruni (Goddess Durga)<br />Basabi (wife of Lord Indra)<br />Basanti (of spring)<br />Bela, Beli (a flower-jasmine)<br />Benazir (incomparable)<br />Bhadra (gentle)<br />Bhagirathi (the river Ganga)<br />Bhagwanti (lucky)<br />Bhagya (lucky)<br />Bhagyawati, Bhagyashree (fortunate)<br />Bhairavi (Goddess Durga)<br />Bhakti (devotion)<br />Bhamini (woman)<br />Bhanumati (full of lustre)<br />Bhanupriya (beloved of the sun)<br />Bharani (Name of a celestial star)<br />Bharati (Goddess Saraswati)<br />Bhargavi (Goddess Parvati)<br />Bhavini (Goddess Parvati)<br />Bhavana, Bhavna (meditation, thinking)<br />Bhilangana (a river)<br />Bhoomi (the earth)<br />Bhoomika (the earth)<br />Bimala (pure)<br />Binata (the wife of Sage Kashyap)<br />Bindu (a drop)<br />Binodini (handsome; beautiful Radha)<br />Bipasha (a river, Beas)<br />Bishakha (a star)<br />Bratati (creeper)<br />Brinda (the basil plant; Radha)<br />Bulbul, Bulbuli (a songbird)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>C</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Chadna (love)<br />Chaitan (consciousness)<br />Chaitali (born in the month of Chaitra)<br />Chakori (a bird enamoured of the moon)<br />Chameli (jasmine)<br />Champa (a flower)<br />Champabati (the capital)<br />Champakali (a bud of champa)<br />Chanchala (restless)<br />Chandana (parrot)<br />Chandani (a river)<br />Chandanika (diminutive)<br />Chandika (diminutive of Chandana)<br />Chandni (moonlit)<br />Chandrabali (Krishna;s girl-friend)<br />Chandrabhaga (river Chenab)<br />Chandrakala (moonbeams)<br />Chandrakin (a peacock)<br />Chandraleksha (a ray of the moon)<br />Chandrani (wife of the moon)<br />Chandrima (the moon)<br />Changuna (a good woman)<br />Chapala (restless; lighting)<br />Charita (good)<br />Charulata (beautiful)<br />Charumati (beautiful)<br />Charuprabha (beautiful)<br />Charusheela (a jewel)<br />Charvi (a beautiful woman)<br />Chatura (clever)<br />Chhabi (picture)<br />Chhaya (shadow)<br />Chimayi (blissful)<br />Chintan, Chintana, Chintanika (meditation)<br />Chiti (love)<br />Chitkala (knowledge)<br />Chitra (picture; a stat; name of a river)<br />Chitralekha (beautiful design; a celestial maiden)<br />Chitrali (a row of pictures)<br />Chitramala (series of pictures)<br />Chitrangada (one of Arjuna's wives)<br />Chitrani (the river)<br />Chitrarekha (picture)<br />Chitrita (picturesque)</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>D</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#999900;">Daksha (the earth; Sati, wife of Shiva)<br />Dakshata (skill)<br />Dakshayani (Goddess Durga)<br />Damini ( lightning)<br />Damayanti (Nala's wife)<br />Darpana (a mirror)<br />Darshana (sight)<br />Darshwana (pure of heart)<br />Daya (kindness)<br />Dayamayee (kind)<br />Dayanita (tender)<br />Dayita (beloved)<br />Deeba (silk)<br />Deepa (light)<br />Deepabali, Deepavali (row of lamps)<br />Deepali (row of lamps)<br />Deepanwita (lit by lamps)<br />Deepashikha (flame)<br />Deepika (a lamp)<br />Deepamala (row of lamps)<br />Deepanwita (diwali)<br />Deepaprabha (fully lighted)<br />Deepta (shining)<br />Deepti (flame; lustre)<br />Deeptikana (a beam of light)<br />Deeptimoyee (lustrous)<br />Devahuti (daughter of Manu)<br />Devak (divine)<br />Devangana (celestial maiden)<br />Devasree (divine beauty)<br />Devi (goddess)<br />Devika (mother of Krishna)<br />Devyani (daughter of Shukraacharya)<br />Dhanashri (a raga)<br />Dhanishta (a star)<br />Dhanya (great)<br />Dhara (the earth)<br />Dharani (the earth)<br />Dharitri (the earth)<br />Dhatri (Goddess Parvati)<br />Dhriti (patience)<br />Dhvani, Dhwani (sound;voice)<br />Diksha (initiation)<br />Dilber (lover)<br />Dilshad (happy)<br />Disha (direction)<br />Diti (wife of the sage Kashyap)<br />Divya (divine lustre)<br />Doyel (a songbrid)<br />Draupadi (wife of the Pandavas)<br />Dristi (eyesight)<br />Dulari (dear)<br />Durga (succour; the Goddess)<br />Durva, Durba (sacred grass)<br />Dwipavati (river)</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>E</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#66ff99;">Ekavali (single-string)<br />Ekata, Ektaa (unity)<br />Ekaparana (wife of Himalaya)<br />Ela (cardamom tree)<br />Enakshi (dear-eyed)<br />Esha (desire)<br />Eshana (search)<br />Eshita (one who desires)</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>F</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#66ffff;"><strong>Fajyaz (artistic)<br />Faiza (gain)<br />Falguni, Phalguni (born in Falgun, a Hindu month)<br />Faria (a caravan)<br />Farha (happiness)<br />Farida (turquoise)<br />Fatima, Fatma (the prophet Mohammad's daughter)<br />Fawiza (successful)<br />Firoza (turquoise)<br />Fulki (spark)<br />Fullara (wife of Kalketu)<br />Foolan, Phoolan (flowering)<br />Foolwati, Phoolwati (delicated as a flower)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>G</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff66;"><strong>Gajra (a string of flowers)<br />Gandhali (fragrance of flowers)<br />Ganga, Gangotri (sacred river of India)<br />Gangika (river Ganga)<br />Gargi (an ancient scholar)<br />Gatita (a river)<br />Gauhar (a pearl)<br />Gaura (a fair woman)<br />Gauri (a fair woman; parvati)<br />Gaurika (a young girl)<br />Gautami (wife a sage Gautam; river Godavari)<br />Gayatri (the chant of salvation; Goddess Durga)<br />Gazala (a deer)<br />Geena (silvery)<br />Geeta (holy book of the Hindus)<br />Geeti (a song)<br />Geetika (a little song)<br />Girija (born of a mountain; Goddess Parvati)<br />Gitanjali (an offering of songs)<br />Godavari (sacred river of India)<br />Gomati (name of a river)<br />Gool (a flower)<br />Gopa (Gautama's wife)<br />Gopi, Gopika (a cowherd; cowherd woman)<br />Gorochana (Goddess Parvati)<br />Govindi (a devotee of Lord krishna)<br />Gulab (rose)<br />Gunjana (buzzing of a bee)<br />Gunwanti (virtuous)<br />Gurjari (a raga)<br />Gyanada (Goddess Saraswati)<br />Gajagamini (majestic- like an elephant's walk)</strong></span></div><span style="color:#000000;"><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">H</span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc00;"><strong>Habiba (beloved)<br />Hafiza (protected)<br />Harimanti (born in the season of hemanta)<br />Haimavati (Parvati, Lord Shiva's wife)<br />Hanima (a wave)<br />Hansa (swan)<br />Hansika (swan)<br />Hansini (swan)<br />Harathi (Divine fire in puja ritual)<br />Harinakshi (doe-eyed)<br />Harini (deer)<br />Haripriya (consort of Lord Vishnu; lakshmi)<br />Harita (green)<br />Harsha (happiness)<br />Harshada (giver of joy)<br />Harshini (joyous)<br />Hasina (beautiful)<br />Hasita (happy)<br />Hasumati (happy)<br />Heera (diamond)<br />Hema (golden)<br />Hemangi (goldenbodied)<br />Hemanti (early winter)<br />Hemlata (golden creeper)<br />Hemavati (golden Parvati)<br />Hena (a flower)<br />Hetal (friendly)<br />Hima (snow)<br />Himani (snow)<br />Hina (henna)<br />Hindola (a raga)<br />Hiral (lustrous)<br />Hiranmayi (golden)<br />Hirkani (small diamond)<br />Hiya (heart)<br />Hoor (a celestical)<br />Husna (beautiful)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>I</strong></span></div></span><span style="color:#000000;"><div align="left"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">Iha (the earth)<br />Ihina (enthusiasm)<br />Ikshu (sugarcane)<br />Ila (wife of the sage Manu; the earth; water)<br />Ina (mother)<br />Inayat (kindness)<br />Indira (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Indrani (wife of Lord Indra)<br />Indrasena (daughter of King Nala)<br />Indrayani (the name of a sacred river)<br />Induleksh (the moon)<br />Indumati (the full moon)<br />Induja (narmada river)<br />Ipsa (desire)<br />Ipsita (desired)<br />Ira (earth; muse)<br />Iravati (the river Ravi)<br />Isha (one who protects)<br />Ishana (rich)<br />Ishani (Parvati, wife of Lord Shiva)<br />Ishika (pain brush)<br />Ishita (mastery; wealth)<br />Ishrat (affection)<br />Ishwari (goddess)<br />Ivy (a creeper)</span></strong></div></span><span style="color:#000000;"><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">J</span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#33ff33;">Jabeen (forehead)<br />Jagadamba (mother of the universe)<br />Jagriti (vigilance)<br />Jahanara (queen of the world)<br />Jaheel (lake)<br />Jaishree (honour of victory)<br />Jaisudha (nectar of victory)<br />Jaiwanti (victory)<br />Jalabala (a river)<br />Jalaja (lotus)<br />Jamini (night)<br />Jamuna (holy river)<br />Janaki (wife of Lord Rama; Sita)<br />Janani (Mother)<br />Janhavi (river Ganga)<br />Jasoda (mother of Lord krishna)<br />Jasodhara (mother of Lord Buddha)<br />Jaya (Durga)<br />Jayalakshmi (the goddess of victory)<br />Jayalalita (victorious goddess Durga)<br />Jayamala (garland of victory)<br />Jayanti (Parvati)<br />Jayantika (Goddess Durga; Parvati)<br />Jayati (victorious)<br />Jayita (victories)<br />Jayashree (the goddess of victory)<br />Jeeval (full of life)<br />Jeevankala (art of life)<br />Jeevanlata (creeper of life)<br />Jetashri (a raga)<br />Jeevana (life)<br />Jharna (a stream)<br />Jhilmil (sparkling)<br />Jhinuk (oyster)<br />Jigya (curiosity to know)<br />Jowaki (a firefly)<br />Joshita (pleased)<br />Joel (God)<br />Juhi (a flower)<br />Jui (a flower)<br />Juily (a flower)<br />Jyotibala (splendour)<br />Jyotika (light; a flame)<br />Jyotirmoyee (lustrous)<br />Jyotishmati (lustrous)<br />Jyotsna (moonlight)</span></span></strong></div><div align="center"></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>K</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>Kadambari (Goddess)<br />Kadambini (an array of clouds)<br />Kaishori (Goddess Parvati)<br />Kajal (kohl)<br />Kajjali (kohl)<br />Kakali (chiping of birds)<br />Kala (art)<br />Kalanidhi (treasure of art)<br />Kalavati (artistic)<br />Kali (a bud; Parvati)<br />Kalika (a bud)<br />Kalindi (the river Yamuna)<br />Kallol (large waves; gurgling of water)<br />Kalpana (imagination)<br />Kalpita (the imagined)<br />Kalyani (auspicious)<br />Kamakshi (name of Goddess Lakshmi or Parvati; one with loving eyes)<br />Kamala (Goddess)<br />Kamalakshi (one whose eyes are beautiful like lotuses)<br />Kamalika (lotus)<br />Kamalini (lotus)<br />Kamalkali (the bud of a lotus)<br />Kamana (desire)<br />Kamini (a handsome woman)<br />Kana (an atom)<br />Kanak, Kanaka (gold)<br />Kanakabati (a fairy-tale)<br />Kanaklata (golden creeper)<br />Kanakpriya (lover of gold)<br />Kanan (a garden; forest)<br />Kananbala (nympth of the forest)<br />Kanchan (gold)<br />Kanchana (gold)<br />Kanchi (a waistband)<br />Kanika (an atom)<br />Kankana (a bracelet)<br />Kanta (a beautiful)<br />Kanti (lustre)<br />Kapila (name of the celestial cow)<br />Kapotakshi (eyes like a pigeon's)<br />Karabi (a flower)<br />Karishma (Miracle)<br />Karuna (compassion; mercy)<br />Karunamayi (merciful)<br />Kashi (Varanasi, the holy city)<br />Kashmira (from Kashmir)<br />Kasturi (musk)<br />Katyayani (Goddess Parvati)<br />Kaumudi (moonlight)<br />Kaushalya (mother of Rama)<br />Kaveri (a river)<br />Kavita (a poem)<br />Kesari (saffron; a lion)<br />Keshi (a woman with beautiful hari)<br />Keshika (a woman with beautiful hair)<br />Keshini (a woman with beautiful hair)<br />Ketaki (a monsoon flower)<br />Ketana (home)<br />Keya (a monsoon flower)<br />Khyati (fame)<br />Kimaya (divine)<br />Kiran (ray of light)<br />Kiranmala (a garland of light)<br />Kirtana (praise)<br />Kirti (fame)<br />Kishori (young)<br />Kokila (the cuckoo)<br />Komal (tender)<br />Komala (delicate)<br />Koyel (the cuckoo)<br />Krandasi (the sky and the earth)<br />Kranti (revolution)<br />Kripa (mercy)<br />Krishnaa (Draupadi)<br />Krittika (the Plaids)<br />Krishnakali (a flower)<br />Kshama (forgiveness)<br />Kshanika (momentary)<br />Kumari (unmarried)<br />Kumkum (vermilion)<br />Kumud (a lotus)<br />Kumudini (a lotus)<br />Kundanika (golden girl; a flower)<br />Kunjana (forest girl)<br />Kunjalata (forest creeper)<br />Kuntal (hair)<br />Kuntala (a woman with luxurious hair)<br />Kunti (the mother of the Pandavas)<br />Kurangi (deer)<br />Kusum (a flower)<br />Kusumanjali (flower offering)<br />Kusumavati (flowering)<br />Kusumlata (flowering creeper)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>L</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ccccff;"><strong>Laabha (profit)<br />Laalamani (ruby)<br />Labangalata (a flowering creeper)<br />Laboni (grace)<br />Lajja (modesty)<br />Lajjawati (a sensitive plant; modest woman)<br />Lajwanti (a sensitive woman/plant)<br />Lajwati (modest)<br />Laksha (white rose)<br />Lakshana (one with auspicious signs on her, Duryodhana's daughter)<br />Lakshmi (goddess of wealth)<br />Lakshmishree (fortunate)<br />Lakshya (aim, destination)<br />Lalan (nurturing)<br />Lalana (a beautiful woman)<br />Lalima (redness)<br />Lalita, Lalitha (elegant, beautiful)<br />Lalitamohana (attractive, beautiful)<br />Laasya (name of a dance)<br />Lata, Latha (a creeper)<br />Latakara (mass of creepers)<br />Latangi (a creeper)<br />Latika (a small creeper)<br />Lavanya (grace)<br />Leela (divine play)<br />Leelamayee (playful)<br />Leelavati (playful; goddess Durga)<br />Leena (devoted)<br />Lekha (writing)<br />Lily (a flower)<br />Lipi (script)<br />Lipika (a short letter)<br />Lochan, Lochana (eye, eyes)<br />Lola (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Lopa (wife of sage)<br />Lopamudra (wife of sage Agastya)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">M</span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc00;"><strong>Manasa, Maanasa (mind)<br />Maanika (ruby)<br />Madhavi (a creeper with beautiful flowers; springtime)<br />Madhu (honey)<br />Madhubala (sweet girl)<br />Madhuchanda (pleasing metrical composition)<br />Madhuksara (one who showers honey)<br />Madhulata (lovely creeper)<br />Madhulekha (beautiful)<br />Madhulika (honey)<br />Madhumalati (a flowering creeper)<br />Madhumati (full of honey)<br />Madhumita (full of honey)<br />Madhunisha (pleasant night)<br />Madhur (sweet)<br />Madhura (sugar)<br />Madhuri (sweetness)<br />Madhurima (sweetness)<br />Madhushri (the spring)<br />Madirakshi (woman with intozicating eyes)<br />Magana (engrossed)<br />Mahadevi (Goddess Parvati)<br />Mahagauri (Goddess Durga)<br />Mahalakshmi (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Mahamaya (Goddess Durga)<br />Mahasweta (Goddess Saraswati)<br />Mahati (great, name of a raaga)<br />Mahi (the earth)<br />Mahika (the earth)<br />Mahima (greatness)<br />Mahajabeen (beautiful)<br />Mahijuba (a hostess)<br />Mahua (an intoxicating flower)<br />Maina (a bird)<br />Maithili, Mythili (sita)<br />Maitreya (the name of a sage)<br />Maitreyi (a learned woman of the past)<br />Maitri (friendship)<br />Makshi (honeybee)<br />Mala (a garland)<br />Malashree (an early evening melody)<br />Malati (a creeper with fragrant flowers)<br />Malaya (a creeper)<br />Malika (a garland)<br />Malina (dark)<br />Malini (a garlandmaker)<br />Mallika (jasmine)<br />Mamata (affection)<br />Manali (a bird)<br />Manana (meditation)<br />Manda (a river)<br />Mandakini (a river)<br />Mandakranta (a Sanskrit metre)<br />Mandarmalika (a garland of celestial)<br />Mandaraa (coral tree)<br />Mandira (cymbals; home)<br />Mangala, Mangla (auspicious)<br />Manideepa (a lamp of precious stones)<br />Manikuntala (one whose hair is like gems)<br />Manimala (a string of pearls)<br />Manimekhala (a girdle of gems)<br />Manisha, Mohisha (intellect)<br />Manoranjana (entertaining, pleasing)<br />Manjari (the sacred basil; blossom)<br />Manjira (ankle-bells)<br />Manjistha (extremely)<br />Manjyot (light of the mind)<br />Manju (sweet)<br />Manjubala (a sweet girl)<br />Manjula (sweet)<br />Manjulika (a sweet girl)<br />Manjusha (treasure chest)<br />Manjushri (sweet lustre)<br />Manmayi (jealous; Sri Radha)<br />Manorama (beautiful)<br />Marichi (name of a star)<br />Markandeya (a devotee to Lord Shiva)<br />Maushmi (monsoon wind)<br />Maya (illusion)<br />Mayura (illusion)<br />Mayuri, Mayuka (peahen)<br />Medha (intellect; Goddess Saraswati)<br />Medini (the earth)<br />Meena (precious blue stone)<br />Meenakshi (a woman wil beautiful eyes)<br />Meera (a saint)<br />Megha (cloud)<br />Meghamala (array of clouds)<br />Meghana (cloud)<br />Mehal (cloud)<br />Mehbooba (beloved)<br />Meher (benevolence)<br />Mehrunissa (benevolent)<br />Mehul (cloud; rain)<br />Mekhala (girdle)<br />Mena (wife of the Himalayas)<br />Menaka (a celestial dancer)<br />Minal (a precious stone)<br />Minati (prayer)<br />Mirium (wished-for child)<br />Mita (a friend)<br />Mitali (friendship)<br />Mohini (enchantress)<br />Mohana (attractive, charming)<br />Monisha (Lord Krishna)<br />Mridula (soft)<br />Mriganayani (doe-eyed)<br />Mrinal (lotus)<br />Mrinali (lotus)<br />Mrinalini (lotus)<br />Mrinmayi (of the earth)<br />Mudra (expression)<br />Mudrika (ring)<br />Mugdha (spellbound)<br />Mukta (liberated; pearl)<br />Mukti (freedom from life and death)<br />Mukula, Mukulita (bud)<br />Muniya (name of a bird)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>N</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;"><strong>Naaz (pride)<br />Nachni (dancer; suggestive look)<br />Nadira (pinnacle)<br />Nagina (jewel)<br />Naina (name of a goddess)<br />Naiya (water or boat)<br />Najma (sorry)<br />Nalini (lotus)<br />Namita (humble)<br />Namrata (modesty)<br />Nanda (joyful)<br />Nandana (daughter)<br />Nandini (bestower of joy; Ganga; daughter)<br />Nandita (happy)<br />Narayani (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Narois (flower)<br />Narmada (a river)<br />Nartan (dance)<br />Naseen (cool breeze)<br />Natun (new)<br />Nauka (boat)<br />Naveena (new)<br />Navaneeta (butter)<br />Nayana (eye)<br />Nayantara (iris)<br />Nazima (song)<br />Neela (blue)<br />Neelabja (blue lotus)<br />Neelakshi (blue-eyed)<br />Neelam (sapphire)<br />Neelanjana (blue)<br />Neelkamal (blue lotus)<br />Neepa (name of a flower)<br />Neeraja (lotus, Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Neeta (upright)<br />Neeti (good behaviour)<br />Neha (rain)<br />Nehal (rainy; handsome)<br />Netra (eye)<br />Netravati (beautifuleyed)<br />Nidhi (wealth)<br />Niharika (nebula)<br />Nikhita (the earth)<br />Nilasha (blueness)<br />Nilaya (home)<br />Nileen (surrendered)<br />Nilima (blueness)<br />Niloufer (a celestial)<br />Nina (lovely-eyed)<br />Nipa (one who watches over)<br />Nirmayi (without blemish)<br />Niranjana (name of a river; Goddess Durga; the night of the full moon)<br />Nirmala (pure)<br />Nirupama (without comparison)<br />Nisha (night)<br />Nishithini (night)<br />Nishtha (devotion)<br />Nitya (constant)<br />Nityapriya (ever pleasing)<br />Nivedita (surrendered)<br />Nivritti (nonattachment)<br />Niyati (fate)<br />Noopur (anklet)<br />Noor (light)<br />Noorjehan (light of the world)<br />Nusrat (help)<br />Nutan (new)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>O</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Ojal (vision)<br />Ojaswini (lustrous)<br />Omana (a woman)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>P</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ccff;"><strong>Padma (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Padmaja (Lakshmi)<br />Padmakali (lotus bud)<br />Padmal (lotus)<br />Padmalaya (lake of lotuses)<br />Padmalochana (lotuseyed)<br />Padmavati (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Padmini (lotus)<br />Pakhi (bird)<br />Pakshi (bird)<br />Pallavi (new leaves)<br />Pallavini (with new leaves)<br />Panchali (Draupadi's name)<br />Pankaja (lotus)<br />Panna (emerald)<br />Parama (the best)<br />Parameshwari (Goddess Durga)<br />Paramita (wisdom)<br />Parbarti (surrender)<br />Pari (fairy)<br />Paridhi (realm)<br />Parnal (leafy)<br />Parnashri (leafy beauty)<br />Parni (leafy)<br />Parnik (creeper)<br />Parthivi (Sita)<br />Parul (name of a flower)<br />Parvani (full moon; a festival or a special day)<br />Parvati (Durga)<br />Parveen (star)<br />Patmanjari (a raga)<br />Patralekha (a name from ancient epics)<br />Pavani (Hanuman)<br />Payal (anklet)<br />Payoja (lotus)<br />Phiroza (turquoise)<br />Phoolan (flower)<br />Pia (beloved)<br />Piki (cuckoo)<br />Pingala (Lakshmi)<br />Piyali (a tree)<br />Pival (a tree)<br />Pooja (worship)<br />Poonam (merit)<br />Poorbi (eastern)<br />Poushali (of the month Poush)<br />Prabha (lustrous)<br />Prabhati (of the morning)<br />Prachi (east)<br />Pradeepta (glowing)<br />Pragati (progress)<br />Pragya (wisdom)<br />Pragyaparamita (wise)<br />Pragyawati (a wise woman)<br />Prama (knowledge of truth)<br />Pramada (woman)<br />Pramila (one of Arjuna's wives)<br />Pramiti (knowledge of truth)<br />Pranati (prayer)<br />Prapti (gain)<br />Prarthana (prayer)<br />Prashansa (prasie)<br />Prashanti (peace)<br />Pratibha (krrn intellect)<br />Pratima (image)<br />Pratishtha (preeminence)<br />Preeti (love)<br />Prem (love)<br />Prema (love)<br />Premala (loving)<br />Prerana (encouragement)<br />Preyasi (beloved)<br />Prita (dear one)<br />Pritha (Kunti, mother of Pandavas)<br />Pritika (dear one)<br />Pritikana (an atom of love)<br />Pritilata (a creeper of love)<br />Priyadarshini (lovely)<br />Priya, Priyal (beloved)<br />Priyam (beloved)<br />Priyamvada (sweet spoken)<br />Priyanka (dear one)<br />Priyasha (dear one)<br />Puja (worship)<br />Pujita (worshipped)<br />Puloma (wife of the sage Bhrigu)<br />Punam, Poonam (full moon)<br />Punarnava (a star)<br />Punita (pure)<br />Purva (elder)<br />Purvaja (elder sister)<br />Pushpa (flower)<br />Pushpanjali (flower offering)<br />Pushpita (decorated with flowers)<br />Putul (doll)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Q</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff00;"><strong>Quarrtulain (God's mercy)<br />Quasar (meteor)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>R</strong></span></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffccff;"><strong>Raakhi (symbol of protection;full moon in the Sravan month)<br />Rabia (famous; godly)<br />Rachana (creation)<br />Rachita (created)<br />Radha (the beloved of Lord Krishna)<br />Radhika (Radha)<br />Ragini (a melody)<br />Rajalakshmi (Goddess lakshmi)<br />Rajani (night)<br />Rajanigandha (a flower)<br />Rajata (sovereignty)<br />Rajdulari (dear princess)<br />Rajeshwari (goddess Parvati)<br />Rajhans (swan)<br />Rajkumari (princess)<br />Rajnandhini (princess)<br />Rajshri (sage-like king)<br />Raka (full moon)<br />Raksha (protection)<br />Rama (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Ramani (woman)<br />Rambha (celestial dancer)<br />Ramita (pleasing)<br />Ramya (beautiful)<br />Rangana (a flower)<br />Rani (Queen, Princess)<br />Ranita (tinkling)<br />Ranjana (delightful)<br />Ranjini (pleasing)<br />Ranjita (adorned)<br />Rashi (collection)<br />Rashmi (sunlight)<br />Rasna (the tongue)<br />Rashmika (ray of light)<br />Rasika (connosseur)<br />Rati (consort of cupid)<br />Ratna (precious stone)<br />Ratnali (a jewelled)<br />Ratnabala (jewelled)<br />Ratnabali (string of pearls)<br />Ratnajyouti (lustrous jewel)<br />Ratnalekha (splendour of jewels)<br />Ratnamala (string of pearls)<br />Ratnangi (jewel-bodied)<br />Ratnaprabha (lustrous jewel)<br />Ratnapriya (lover of jewels)<br />Raviprabha (light of the sun)<br />Rekha (line; artwork)<br />Renu (atom)<br />Renuka (the mother of Parasurma, the sixth incarnation of Lord Vishnu)<br />Resham (silk)<br />Reshma (silken)<br />Reshmi (silken)<br />Reva (a star)<br />Revati (a star)<br />Richa (verses of Sanskrit)<br />Richitha (pls EMAIL us if you know the meaning)<br />Riddhi (good fortune)<br />Riju (innocent)<br />Rijuta (innocence)<br />Rishika (saintly)<br />Riti (memory; well being)<br />Ritu (season)<br />Rohini (a star)<br />Roma (Lakshmi)<br />Roshni (brightness)<br />Rubaina (bright)<br />Ruchi (lustre; beauty)<br />Ruchira (beautiful)<br />Rudrapriya (Goddess Durga)<br />Rukma (golden)<br />Rukmini (consort of Lord Krishna)<br />Ruksana (brilliant)<br />Ruma (wife a Sugriva)<br />Rupa (silver)<br />Rupali (beautiful)<br />Rupashi (beautiful)<br />Rupashri (beautiful)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">S</span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;"><strong>Sachi (wife of Lord Indra)<br />Sadaf (pearl)<br />Sadgati (liberation)<br />Sadguna (good virtues)<br />Sadhan (fulfulment)<br />Sadhana (worship)<br />Sadhvi (virtuous woman)<br />Sadhika (achiever)<br />Sadiqua (kindly)<br />Saeeda (priestly)<br />Safia (chaste)<br />Sagarika (wave; born in the ocean)<br />Saguna (possessed of good qualities)<br />Sahana (a raga)<br />Saheli (friend)<br />Sahiba (the lady)<br />Sahila (guide)<br />Sai (a flower)<br />Sajala (clouds)<br />Sajili (decorated)<br />Sajni (beloved)<br />Sakhi (friend)<br />Sakina (friend)<br />Salena (the moon)<br />Salila (water)<br />Salima (happy)<br />Salma (peace)<br />Samata (equality)<br />Sameena (happy)<br />Samhita (a vedic omposition)<br />Samidha (an offering for a sacred fire)<br />Samiksha (overview)<br />Samit (collected)<br />Samita (collected)<br />Sampada (wealthy)<br />Sampatti (wealth)<br />Sampriti (attachement)<br />Sana (praise, prayer)<br />Sananda (happy)<br />Sanchali (movement)<br />Sanchaya (collection)<br />Sanchita (collection)<br />Sandhaya (collection)<br />Sandhya (dusk, twilight)<br />Sangita (musical)<br />Saniya (moment)<br />Sanjana (gentle)<br />Sanjivani (immortality)<br />Sanjukta (wife of king prithviraj)<br />Sanjula (beautiful)<br />Sanjushree (beautiful)<br />Sankul (full of)<br />Sannidhi (nearness)<br />Sanvali (dusky)<br />Sanskriti (culture)<br />Santawana (consolation)<br />Santayani (of the evening)<br />Sanwari (dusky)<br />Sanyakta (joined; united)<br />Saparna (leafy)<br />Sarada (Goddess Saraswati)<br />Sarakshi (good sight)<br />Sarala (straight; honest)<br />Sarama (wife of Bibhisan)<br />Saranya (surrendered)<br />Sarasi (lake)<br />Saraswati (goddess of learning)<br />Sarayu (a holy river)<br />Sarbani (Goddess Durga)<br />Sarika (a koel)<br />Sarit (river)<br />Sarjana (creative; creation)<br />Saroj (lotus)<br />Saroja (lotus)<br />Sarojini (lotus)<br />Saruprani (beautiful woman)<br />Sasmita (smiling)<br />Sati (chaste woman)<br />Satya (truth)<br />Satyaki (one who is truthful)<br />Satyarupa (truth; personified)<br />Satyavati (truthful)<br />Saudamini (lightning)<br />Savita (the sun)<br />Savitashri (lustre of the sun)<br />Savitri (a river; Goddess Saraswati)<br />Sawini (a river)<br />Sayeeda (leader)<br />Seema (boundary)<br />Seemanti (parting line)<br />Seemantini (woman)<br />Seerat (inner beauty; fame)<br />Sejal (river water)<br />Selma (fair)<br />Semanti (a white rose)<br />Serena (quiet)<br />Sevati (white rose)<br />Sevita (cherished)<br />Shabab (beauty)<br />Shabana (decorated)<br />Shabari (a tribal devotee of Lord Rama)<br />Shabnum (sew)<br />Shachi (wife of Lord Indra)<br />Shagufta (flowering)<br />Shaheena (tender)<br />Shabalini (a mossy)<br />Shaila (Goddess Parvati)<br />Shaili (style)<br />Shakambari (Goddess Parvati)<br />Shakeel (handsome)<br />Shakeela (beautiful)<br />Shakti (Goddess Durga; power)<br />Shakuntala (brought up by birds)<br />Shalaka (Goddess Parvati)<br />Shalin (silk-cottom tree)<br />Shalini (modest)<br />Shalmali (silk-cottom tree)<br />Shama (a flame)<br />Shambhavi (Goddess Parvati)<br />Shamim (fire)<br />Shameena (beautiful)<br />Shamita (peacemaker)<br />Shampa (lightning)<br />Shankari (Goddess Parvati)<br />Shankhamala (a fairytale princess)<br />Shanta (peaceful; daughter of kind Dasarath)<br />Shantala (Goddess Parvati)<br />Shanti (peace)<br />Sharadini (autumn)<br />Sharanya (surrender)<br />Sharmila (happy)<br />Sharika(Goddess Durga)<br />Sharmistha (wife of Yayat)<br />Sharvani (Goddess Parvati)<br />Sharvari (the night)<br />Shashi (the moon)<br />Shashibala (the moon)<br />Shashirekha (moon's ray)<br />Shaswati (eternal)<br />Shatarupa (Lord Shiva)<br />Sheela (cool)<br />Sheetal (cool)<br />Shekhar (Lord Shiva)<br />Shefali (a flower)<br />Shefalika (a flower)<br />Shejali (a fruit)<br />Shinjini (anklebells)<br />Shishirkana (particles of dew)<br />Shevanti (a flower)<br />Shibani (Goddess Durga)<br />Shilavati(a river)<br />Shilpa (well-proportioned)<br />Shilpita (well- proportioned)<br />Shipra (a river)<br />Shirin (sweet)<br />Shiuli(a flower)<br />Shivangi (beautiful)<br />Shivani (Goddess Parvati)<br />Shobhita (splendid)<br />Shobha (splendour)<br />Shobhana (splendid)<br />Shorashi (young woman)<br />Shraddha (veneration)<br />Shravana, Shrabana (name of a star)<br />Shravani (born in the month of Shravan)<br />Shravanti (a name in Buddhist literature)<br />Shravasti (an ancient Indian city)<br />Shree (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Shreela (beautiful)<br />Shreemayi (fortunate)<br />Shreeparna (tree adorned with leaves)<br />Shreya (better)<br />Shreyashi (good)<br />Shridevi (goddess)<br />Shri (lustre)<br />Shrilata (lustrious creeper)<br />Shrilekha (lustrious essay)<br />Shridula (blessing)<br />Shrigauri (goddess Parvati)<br />Shrigeeta (the sacred Geeta)<br />Shrijani (creative)<br />Shrikirti (lustrous fame)<br />Shrikumari (lustrious)<br />Shrimati (Goddess lakshmi; fortunate)<br />Shrimayi (fortunate)<br />Shrivalli (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Shruti (hearing; Veidc text)<br />Shubhada (giver of luck)<br />Shubhangi (handsome)<br />Shubhra (white; the Ganga)<br />Shuchismita (one who has a pure smile)<br />Shuchita (purity)<br />Shukla (Goddess Saraswati)<br />Shukti (pearl-oyster)<br />Shulka (Goddess Saraswati)<br />Shweta (white)<br />Shyama (dark as cloud; Goddess kali)<br />Shyamal (dusky)<br />Shyamala (dusky)<br />Shyamali (dusky)<br />Shyamalika (dusky)<br />Shyamalima (dusky)<br />Shyamasri (dusky)<br />Shyamari (dusky)<br />Shyamlata (a creeper with dusky leaves)<br />Shyla (Goddess parvati)<br />Shyamangi (dark-complexioned)<br />Sibani (goddess parvati)<br />Siddheshwari (Lord Shiva)<br />Siddhi (achievement)<br />Siddhima (achievement)<br />Sikata (sand)<br />Sikta (wet)<br />Simrit, Smrita (remembered)<br />Simran, Smaram (remembrance)<br />Sindhu (ocean; river)<br />Sinsapa (Ashok tree)<br />Sita (wife of Lord Rama)<br />Sitara (a star)<br />Siya (Sita)<br />Smita (smiling)<br />Smriti (memory)<br />Sneha (affection)<br />Snehal (friendly)<br />Snehalata (creeper of love)<br />Snigdha (soft)<br />Sohalia (moon-glow)<br />Sohni (beautiful)<br />Soma (moon-rays)<br />Somalakshmi (lustre of the moon)<br />Somansh (half moon)<br />Sona (gold)<br />Sonal (golden)<br />Sonali (golden)<br />Sonakshi (golden-eyed)<br />Sonika (golden)<br />Soorat (beauty)<br />Soumya (handsome)<br />Sourabhi (fragrance; the celestial cow)<br />Sristi (creation)<br />Sridevi, Sreedevi (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Stavita (praised)<br />Stuti (praise)<br />Subarna (of the colour of gold)<br />Subhadra (source of great welfare)<br />Subhagya (lucky)<br />Subhashini (well-spoken)<br />Subrata (devoted to what is right)<br />Suchandra (beautiful)<br />Sucharita (of good character)<br />Sucheta (with a beautiful mind)<br />Suchi (radiant)<br />Suchira (tasteful)<br />Suchita (beautiful)<br />Suchitra (beautiful)<br />Sudakshima (wife of king Dilip)<br />Sudarshana (handsome)<br />Sudeepa (bright)<br />Sudeepta (bright)<br />Sudeshna (wife of king Virata)<br />Sudha (nectar)<br />Sudhamayi (full of nectar)<br />Sudhira (calm)<br />Sudipta (bright)<br />Sudipti (brightness)<br />Sugita (beautifully sung)<br />Sugouri (Goddess Parvati)<br />Suhag (love)<br />Suhaila (moon-glow)<br />Suhasini (ever-smiling)<br />Suhina (beautiful)<br />Suhrita (well-disposed)<br />Sujala (affectionate)<br />Sujata (well-bred)<br />Sujaya (victory)<br />Sukanya (comely)<br />Sukeshi (with beautiful hari)<br />Sukriti (good deed)<br />Sukumari (soft; meritorious)<br />Sulabha (easy; natural)<br />Sulakshana (well brought up)<br />Sulalita (very pleasing)<br />Sulekh (beautifullY)<br />Suloch (one with beautiful eyes)<br />Sulochana (one with beautiful eyes)<br />Sultana (queen)<br />Sumana (flower)<br />Sumanolata (flowery)<br />Sumati (wisdom)<br />Sumedha (wise)<br />Sumita (a good friend)<br />Sumitra (name of the mother of Lakshmana)<br />Sunanda (very pleasing)<br />Sunandini (happy)<br />Sunandita (happy)<br />Sunayana (a woman with lovely eyes)<br />Sunayani (a woman with lovely eyes)<br />Sundari (beautiful)<br />Sundha (a character in Ramayana)<br />Suneeti (mother of Dhruva)<br />Sunetra (one with beautiful eyes)<br />Sunila (blue)<br />Suniti (good principles)<br />Suparna (leafy)<br />Suprabha (radiant)<br />Supriti (true love)<br />Supriya (beloved)<br />Suraksha (protection)<br />Surama (very pleasing)<br />Surekha (beautifully drawn)<br />Suranjana (pleasing)<br />Surina (a goddess)<br />Suruchi (good taste)<br />Surina (a goddess)<br />Suryakanti (suns's rays)<br />Sushanti (peace)<br />Sushila (well-behaved)<br />Sushama (beauty)<br />Sushobhana (very beautiful)<br />Susita (white)<br />Susmita (smiling)<br />Sutanuka (beautiful)<br />Sutapa (seeker of God)<br />Suvarna (golden)<br />Suvarnmala (golden necklace)<br />Suvarnaprabha (lustre of gold)<br />Suvarnarekha (ray of gold)<br />Swagata (welcome)<br />Swaha (wife of Agni; the lord of the fire)<br />Swapna (dreamlike, dream)<br />Swapnali (dreamlike)<br />Swapnasundari (dream girl, woman of dreams)<br />Swarnalata (lustrous)<br />Swarupa (truth)<br />Swasti (name of a star)<br />Swati (name of a star)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">T</span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Tabassum (a flower)<br />Tamali (a tree with very dark bark)<br />Tamalika (belonging to a place full of Tamal)<br />Tamanna (desire)<br />Tamasa (a river; darkness)<br />Tamasi (night)<br />Tambura (a musical instrument)<br />Tanaya (son)<br />Tanika (rope)<br />Tanima (slenderness)<br />Tanmaya (absorbed)<br />Tannishtha (dedicated)<br />Tanu (body)<br />Tanuja (daughter)<br />Tanuka (slender)<br />Tanushri(beautiful)<br />Tapani (the river Godavari)<br />Tapasi (a female ascetic)<br />Tapati (the sun's daughter)<br />Tapti (a river)<br />Tara (star; wife of Lord Brihaspati)<br />Taraka (star)<br />Tarakini (starry night)<br />Tarakeshwari (Goddess Parvati)<br />Tarala (honeybee)<br />Tarana (a musical composition)<br />Tarangini (river)<br />Tarannum (melody)<br />Tarika (starlet)<br />Tarini (Goddess Parvati)<br />Tarjani (the first finger)<br />Taru (tree)<br />Tarulata (creeper)<br />Taruni (young girl)<br />Tarunika (young girl)<br />Tarunima (youth)<br />Tanseem (salute of paradise)<br />Tatini (river)<br />Teertha (place of pilgrimage)<br />Teesta (a river)<br />Tehzeeb (elegance)<br />Tejal (lustrous)<br />Tejaswini (lustrous)<br />Tejaswi (lustrous)<br />Thumri (light classical melody)<br />Tilaka (a kind of necklace)<br />Tilottama (a celestial maiden)<br />Timila (a musical)<br />Titiksha (forgiveness)<br />Toral (a folk heroine)<br />Tridhara (the river Ganga)<br />Triguna (maya or illusion; Goddess Durga)<br />Triguni (the three dimensions)<br />Trikaya (three dimentional)<br />Trilochana (Lord Shiva)<br />Trinayani (Goddess Durga)<br />Trinetra (Goddess Durga)<br />Triparna (leaf of sacred Bael)<br />Tripta (satisfied)<br />Tripti (satisfaction)<br />Tripurasundari (Goddess Parvati)<br />Tripuri (Goddess Paravati)<br />Trisha (thirst)<br />Trishala (mother of Lord Mahavir)<br />Trishna (thirst)<br />Triveni (confluence of three sacred rivers)<br />Triyama (night)<br />Tuhina (snow)<br />Tulika (brush)<br />Tulasi (the sacred basil)<br />Tusharkana (a particle of snow)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>U</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#66ff99;"><strong>Udita (one who has risen)<br />Uditi (rising)<br />Ujas (bright)<br />Ujjanini (an ancient city)<br />Ujwala, Ujjala (bright)<br />Ulka (meteor)<br />Ulupi (wife of Arjuna, the Pandava prince)<br />Uma (Goddess Parvati)<br />Umika (Goddess Parvati)<br />Umrao (noble)<br />Unnati (progress)<br />Upala (sandy shore)<br />Upama (simile)<br />Upasana (veneration)<br />Ura (the heart)<br />Urja (energy)<br />Urmi (wave)<br />Urmimala (garland of waves)<br />Urmila, Urmil (wife of Lakshmana - Lord Rama's brother)<br />Urna (cover)<br />Urshita (firm)<br />Urvashi (a celestial maiden)<br />Urvi (the earth)<br />Usha (dawn)<br />Ushakiran (the first rays)<br />Ushashi (morning)<br />Usri (a river)<br />Utpala (lotus)<br />Utsa (spring)<br />Uttara (daughter of king Virata)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>V</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>Vagdevi (Goddess Sarawati)<br />Vahini (flowing)<br />Vaidehi (name of Sita)<br />Vaijayanti (a garland of Lord Vishnu)<br />Vaijayantimala (a garland of Lord Vishnu)<br />Vaishali (an ancient city of India)<br />Vaishavi, Vaishnodevi (Goddess Parvati)<br />Vallari (Goddess Parvati; creeper)<br />Valli (creeper)<br />Vama (woman)<br />Vanadurga (Goddess Parvati)<br />Vanaja (a forest girl)<br />Vanamala (garland of forests)<br />Vanani (forest)<br />Vandana (worship)<br />Vanhi (fire)<br />Vanhishikha (flame)<br />Vani (muse, Goddess Saraswati)<br />Vanita (woman)<br />Varada (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Varana (a river)<br />Vari (water; sea)<br />Varsha (rain)<br />Varuna (wife of the lord of the sea; name of a river)<br />Varuni (wife of the lord of the sea; Goddess Durga)<br />Vasanti (of spring)<br />Vasavi (wife of Indra)<br />Vasudha (the earth)<br />Vasumati (the earth)<br />Vasundhara (the earth)<br />Vatsala (affectionate)<br />Vedi (altar)<br />Vedika (altar; a river in India)<br />Vedvalli (joy of the Vedas)<br />Veena (lute)<br />Veenapani (Goddess Saraswati)<br />Vela (time)<br />Vetravati (a river in India)<br />Vibha (night)<br />Vibhavari (starry night)<br />Vibhuti (great personality)<br />Vidula (the moon)<br />Vidya (learning)<br />Vidyul (lightning)<br />Vidyut (lightning)<br />Vijaya (victory of Goddess Durga)<br />Vijeta (victorious)<br />Vijul (a silk-cottom tree)<br />Vilasini (playful)<br />Vilina (dedicated)<br />Vinaya (modest)<br />Vindhya (knowledge)<br />Vineeta (unassuming)<br />Vinoda, Vinodini (pleasing)<br />Vipasa (a river)<br />Vipula (plenty)<br />Virata (bravery)<br />Vishakha (a star)<br />Vishala (wide; spacious)<br />Vishalakshi (large-eyed)<br />Vishaya (subject)<br />Vishnumaya (Goddess Parvati)<br />Vishnupriya (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Viveka (right)<br />Vrajabala (girl from Mathura and its neighbourhood)<br />Vrinda, Vrunda (tulsi, basil; Radha)<br />Vritti (nature; temperament)<br />Vyanjana (rhetorical suggestion)<br />Vyjayanti</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">W</span></strong></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#9999ff;"><strong>Waheeda (beautiful)<br />Wamika (Goddess Durga)<br />Wamil (beautiful)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Y</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#999900;"><strong>Yaksha (a Sister of Daksha)<br />Yamini (night)<br />Yamuna, Yamune, Jamna, Jamuna (Indian River)<br />Yashaswini (one who is successful)<br />Yashila (famous)<br />Yashoda (Lord Krishna's mother)<br />Yasmin, Yasmina, Yasmine, Yasmeen (Jasmine flower)<br />Yatee (Goddess Durga)<br />Yauvani (Youthful)<br />YaVonne (Indian name for "beautiful")<br />Yogini (one who can control senses)<br />Yogita (one who can concentrate)<br />Yojana (A unit of measure for long distances, A Plan)<br />Yamura<br />Yuvati (young woman)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Z</strong></span></div><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Zahra (beautiful, fair in colour)<br />Zarine (golden)<br />Zeenat (beauty)</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-3741889403976188204?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-36267460633970262512009-03-02T19:38:00.000-08:002009-03-16T19:31:48.383-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>A</strong></span></div><p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,255,255)">Aadesh (command; message)<br />Aadi (first; most important)<br />Aabha (light)<br />Aabharan (Jewel)<br />Aabher (a cow herd)<br />Aadarsh (One who has principles)<br />Aadhishankar (Sri Shankaracharya, founder of Adwaitha Philosophy)<br />Aadhunik (modern, new)<br />Aadinath (God, Supreme Ruler of the Universe, the first God)<br />Aaditey (Son of Aditi)<br />Aafreen (encouragement)<br />Aagney (son of the Fire God)<br />Aahlaad (delight)<br />Aahlaadith (Joyous person)<br />Aahwaanith (one who has been invited,wanted)<br />Aakar (form, shape)<br />Aakash (the sky, vast like the sky)<br />Aakanksh (Desire)<br />Aalam (ruler, king, the whole world)<br />Aalap (musical prelude)<br />Aalok (Cry of victory)<br />Aamod (Pleasant.Accept)<br />Aandaleeb (The Bulbul bird)<br />Aashish (blessings; Aashirwad)<br />Aatish (Explosive, a Dynamic person)<br />Aabheer, Abheer (a cow herd)<br />Abbas (a family name)<br />Abhay (fearless)<br />Abhayananda (one who is delights in remaining fearless)<br />Abhayaprada (bestower of safety, another name for Vishnu)<br />Abheek (fearless)<br />Abhibhava (overpowering, powerful, victorious)<br />Abhichandra (with a moon like face, one of the 7 Manus of the Sevtambara jaina sect)<br />Abhidi (radiant)<br />Abhihita (expression, word, name)<br />Abhijat (Noble, wise)<br />Abhijaya (conquest, complete victory)<br />Abhijit, Abhijeet (victorious)<br />Abhijvala (blazing forth)<br />Abhilash (desire)<br />Abhimand (gladdening)<br />Abhimani (full of pride, another name for Agni as the eldest son of Brahma)<br />Abhimanyu (Arjuna's son)<br />Abhimanyusuta (son or Abhimanyu)<br />Abhimoda (joy, delight)<br />Abhinabhas (renowned, famous)<br />Abhinanda (to rejoice, to celebrate, to praise, to bless, delight)<br />Abhinandana (felicitous, welcoming)<br />Abhinatha (lord of desires, another name for kama)<br />Abhinav (novel)<br />Abhinava (new, young, fresh, modern, a sakta notable for his great leaning and spiritual attainment)<br />Abhirup (pleasing)<br />Abhishek (an auspicious bath for a deity; anointing)<br />Abhisoka (passionate, loving)<br />Abhisumat (radiant, another name of sun)<br />Abhisyanta (splendid, a son of Kuru and Vahini)<br />Abhivira (surrounded by heroes, a commander)<br />Abhra (cloud)<br />Abhrakasin (with clouds for shelter, an ascetic)<br />Abhyagni (towards the fire, a son of Aitasa)<br />Abhyudaya (sunrise, elevation, increase, prosperity)<br />Abhyudita (elevated, risen, prosperous)<br />Abjayoni (born of the lotus, another name for Brahma)<br />Abjit (conquering water)<br />Achal (constant)<br />Achalapati (lord of the immovable, lord of mountain)<br />Achalendra (lord of the immovable, the Himalayas)<br />Achalesvara (god of the immovable, another name for Shiva)<br />Achanda (not of the hot temper, without anger, gentle)<br />Acharya, Aacharya (teacher, another name for Drona, Asvaghosa and Krpa)<br />Acharyanandana (son of the teacher, another name for Aswatthama)<br />Acharyasuta (son of the teacher, another name for Aswatthama)<br />Acaryatanaya (son of the teacher, another name for Aswatthama)<br />Achindra (flawless, uninterrupted, perfect)<br />Achintya (inconceivable; a name of Lord Shiva; beyond comprehension)<br />Achyut, Achyuta (imperishable; indestructible; a name of Vishnu)<br />Achyutaraya (worshipper of the infallible, a devotee of Vishnu)<br />Adalarasu (king of dance)<br />Adarsh (ideal)<br />Adesh (command)<br />Adhik (greater)<br />Adhikara (principal, controller, right)<br />Adhipa (king, ruler)<br />Adhita (a scholar)<br />Adil (sincere; just)<br />Adinath (the first lord; Lord Vishnu)<br />Adikavi (first poet)<br />Adit (from the beginning)<br />Aditeya (another name for the sun)<br />Aditya (the sun)<br />Adityanandana (son of the sun)<br />Adityavardhana (augmented by glory)<br />Adripathi (master of the mountains)<br />Adwaita, Advaitha (non-duality)<br />Adway, Adwaya (one; united)<br />Aftab,Aftaab (the sun)<br />Agasti, Agastya (name of a sage)<br />Agha (pre-eminent)<br />Aghat (destroyer of sin)<br />Agharna (the moon)<br />Agneya (son of agni)<br />Agnikumara (son of agni)<br />Agniprava (bright as the fire)<br />Agrim (leader; first)<br />Agriya (first best)<br />Ahsan (mercy)<br />Aijaz (favour)<br />Aiman (fearless)<br />Ainesh (the sun's glory)<br />Ajatashatru (without enemies)<br />Ajay (invincible; unconquerable)<br />Ajendra (king of mountains)<br />Ajinkya (invincible)<br />Ajit, Ajeet (invincible)<br />Ajitabh (one who has conquered the sky)<br />Ajitesh (Vishnu)<br />Ajmal (pious)<br />Ajamil (a mythological king)<br />Akalmash (stainless, pure)<br />Akash, Akaash, Aakaash (the sky)<br />Akbar (powerful)<br />Akhil (complete)<br />Akhilesh (lord of all)<br />Akmal (complete)<br />Akram (excellent)<br />Akroor (kind)<br />Akshan (eye)<br />Akshar (imperishable)<br />Akshath (indestructible)<br />Akshay (indestructible)<br />Akshit (permanent)<br />Akul (a name of Lord Shiva)<br />Alagan (handsome)<br />Alagarasu (handsome king, King of beauty)<br />Alam, Aalam (the whole world)<br />Alamgir (the lord of the whole world)<br />Aleem (knowledgeable)<br />Alhad (joy)<br />Ali (protected by god)<br />Alok (a man with lovely hair)<br />Aloke (light)</span></strong> </span></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">B</span></strong></p><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;">Badal (cloud; rain)<br />Badri (Lord Vishnu)<br />Badrinath (Lord Vishnu)<br />Badriprasad, Bhadriprasad (Lord Bhadri's gift)<br />Bahubali (a Jain Tirthakar)<br />Bahuleya (Lord Kartikeya)<br />Bajrang (a name of Lord Hanuman)<br />Balaaditya (young sun)<br />Balbir (strong)<br />Baldev (strong)<br />Balachandra (young moon)<br />Balagopal, Balgopal (baby krishna)<br />Balagovind (baby Krishna)<br />Balakrishna (baby Krishna)<br />Balamani (young jewel)<br />Balamohan(one who is attractive, young lord krishna)<br />Balaji (Lord Vishnu)<br />Balaraj (strong)<br />Balaram (the brother of Lord Krishna)<br />Balvindra, Balvinder (strong)<br />Balwant (strong)<br />Banbihari (Lord Krishna)<br />Bandhu (friend)<br />Bandhul (pleasing)<br />Bankebihari (Lord Krishna)<br />Bankim (curved)<br />Bankimchandra (crescent moon)<br />Bansi (flute)<br />Bansilal (Lord Krishna)<br />Barid (cloud)<br />Baridbaran (colour of the cloud)<br />Barindra (the ocean)<br />Barun (Lord of the Sea)<br />Basanta (spring)<br />Bashir (harbinger of good things)<br />Basistha, Vasishtha (a sage)<br />Basudha, Vasudha (earth)<br />Bhadrak (handsome)<br />Bhadraksh (one with beautiful eyes)<br />Bhajan (adoration)<br />Bhagirath (one who brought river Ganga to the earth)<br />Bhagwant (fortunate)<br />Bhagyaraj (lord of luck)<br />Bhairav (Lord Shiva)<br />Bhanu (the sun)<br />Bhanudas (a devotee of the sun)<br />Bhanuprasad (gift of sun)<br />Bharadwaj (a sage; a mythical bird)<br />Bharat (son of Shakuntala and founder of "Bharat" - a.k.a. India)<br />Bhargava (Lord Shiva)<br />Bhaskar (the sun)<br />Bhaumik (attached to the earth)<br />Bhavesh (lord of the world)<br />Bhim, Bheem (powerful, fearful)<br />Bhishma (one who has taken a terrible vow)<br />Bhooshan (decoration)<br />Bhooshit (decorated)<br />Bhudev (lord of the earth)<br />Bhupen (king)<br />Bhupendra (king of kings)<br />Bhushan (ornament)<br />Bhuvan (palace, one of the three worlds)<br />Bhuvanesh (the lord of the world Vishnu)<br />Bibek (conscience)<br />Bibhas (a raga)<br />Bibhavasu (the sun, fire)<br />Bikram (prowess)<br />Bilva (a sacred leaf)<br />Bindusar (an excellent pearl)<br />Bimal (pure)<br />Bipin, Vipin (forest)<br />Bitasok (one who does not mourn)<br />Bodhan (kindling)<br />Boudhayan (the name of a sage)<br />Brahmabrata ( ascetic)<br />Brahmadutt (dedicated to Lord Brahma)<br />Bratindra (devoted to right deeds)<br />Bhrij, Brijmohan (Lord Krishna)<br />Brijesh (god of the land 'Brij')<br />Buddhadeva (wise, Gautama Buddha)<br />Budhil (learned)</span></strong></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>C</strong></span></p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"><p align="left"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Chaitanya (the name of a saint; consciousness)<br />Chakor (a bird enamoured of the moon)<br />Chakrapani (Lord Vishnu)<br />Chakshu (eye)<br />Chaman (garden)<br />Chamanlal (garden)<br />Champak (a flower)<br />Chanchal (restless)<br />Chandak (the moon)<br />Chandan (sandalwood)<br />Chandra, Chandrabhan (the moon)<br />Chandrachur (Lord Shiva)<br />Chandrahas (bow of Shiva)<br />Chandrak (peacock feather)<br />Chandrakanta (the moon)<br />Chandrakishore (the moon)<br />Chandrakumar (the moon)<br />Chandramohan (attractive like the moon)<br />Chandrashekhar (one who holds moon in his hair knot, Lord Shiva)<br />Chandresh (lord of the moon)<br />Chandran (the moon)<br />Chandranath (the moon)<br />Chandraraj (moonbeam)<br />Chapal (quick)<br />Charan (feet)<br />Charanjit, Charanjeet (one who has won over the lord)<br />Chaturbhuj (strong, broad shouldered)<br />Chetan (consciousness, life)<br />Chetana (consciousness)<br />Chhandak (the charioteer of Lord Buddha)<br />Chidambar (one whose heart is as big as the sky)<br />Chidananda (Lord Shiva)<br />Chinmay (blissful)<br />Chinmayananda (blissful)<br />Chintamani (philosopher's stone)<br />Chirag (lamp)<br />Chiranjeev (immortal)<br />Chirantan (immortal)<br />Chirayu (immortal)<br />Chitrabhanu (fire)<br />Chitraksh (beautiful eyed)<br />Chitral (of variegated colour)<br />Chitrarath (the sun)<br />Chitrasen (a king of Gandharvas)<br />Chitta (mind)<br />Chittaranjan (joy of inner mind)<br />Chittaswarup (the supreme spirit)<br />Chittesh (lord of the soul)<br />Chudamani (jewel adorned by the gods)</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">D</span></p></strong><p align="left"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff00;">Dabeet (warrior)<br />Daman (one who controls)<br />Damian (tamer)<br />Damodar (Lord Ganapati)<br />Darpan (a mirror)<br />Darshan (religious text)<br />Dasharath (the father of Lord Rama)<br />Dasharathi (Lord Rama)<br />Debashis (benediction of god)<br />Deenabandhu (friend of the poor)<br />Deep (a lamp)<br />Deepak (lustrous)<br />Deepan (lighting up)<br />Deepankar (lord of light)<br />Deependu (bright moon)<br />Deepesh (lord of light)<br />Deepit (lighted)<br />Deeptanshu (the sun)<br />Deeptendu (bright moon)<br />Deeptiman (lustrous)<br />Deeptimoy (lustrous)<br />Dev (God, king)<br />Devabrata (a name of Bhisma)<br />Devadas (follower of God)<br />Devajyoti (brightness of the Lord)<br />Devak (divine)<br />Devendra (Lord Indra)<br />Devdutta (king)<br />Dev Kumar (son of gods)<br />Devnarayan (king)<br />Devnath (King of gods)<br />Devesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Deveshwar (Lord Shiva)<br />Dhananjay (Arjuna)<br />Dhanesh (lord of wealth)<br />Dhanraj (Lord Kuber)<br />Dhansukh (wealthy; happy)<br />Dhanvant (wealthy)<br />Dharanidhar (Shesh - the cosmic serpent)<br />Dharmadas (one who serves his religion)<br />Dharmanand (one who takes pleasure in his religion)<br />Dharmendra (God of religion)<br />Dharmendu (light of religion)<br />Dharmpal (protector of his religion)<br />Dharmveer (religious)<br />Dhawal (white)<br />Dheeman (intelligent)<br />Dheemant (wise; intelligent)<br />Dheer (gentle)<br />Dhiraj (emperor)<br />Dheerendra (god of courage)<br />Dhritiman (patient)<br />Dhruva (unshakeable the Pole Star)<br />Dhwani (sound)<br />Dhyanesh (meditative)<br />Dilip (an ancestor of Lord Rama, a king)<br />Dilawar (brave)<br />Dinanath (protector)<br />Dinar (gold coin)<br />Dindayal (kindto the poor)<br />Dinesh (the sun)<br />Divakar (the sun)<br />Divyanga (divine body)<br />Divyendu (the moon)<br />Drupad (a king, father of Draupadi)<br />Dulal (dear one)<br />Dushyanta (a king from the epic Mahabharata)<br />Dwaipayan (the sage Vyasa)<br />Dwijaraj (king of Brahmins; the moon)<br />Dwijendra (king of Brahmins; the moon)<br />Dwijesh (river)</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">E</span></strong></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffcc;"><strong>Ekanath (king)<br />Ekalavya (renowned for his devotion to his guru)<br />Ekambar (sky)<br />Ekram (honour)<br />Eshwar (Lord Shiva)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>F</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;"><strong>Faiyaz (artistic)<br />Faiz (gain)<br />Falak (the sky)<br />Falguni, Phalguni (born in Falgun, a Hindu month; Arjun)<br />Fanibhusan (Lord Shiva)<br />Fanindra (the cosmic serpent Shesh)<br />Fanishwar (lord of serpents, Vasuki)<br />Fanish (the cosmic serpent Shesh)<br />Farhad (happiness)<br />Farhat (happiness)<br />Faraz (equitable)<br />Farid (wide)<br />Farukh, Farokh (power of discrimination)<br />Fateh (victory)<br />Fatik (crystal)<br />Firdaus (paradise)<br />Firoz (name of a king)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>G</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ccccff;"><strong>Gagan (sky)<br />Gajanand (Lord Ganesh)<br />Gajendra (the king of elephants)<br />Gandharva (celestial musician)<br />Gandhik (fragant)<br />Ganesh (son of Lord Shiva &amp; Parvati)<br />Gangesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Gangeya (of the Ganga)<br />Gangol (a precious)<br />Ganapati (Lord Ganesh)<br />Gaurinath (Lord Shiva)<br />Gautam (Lord Buddha)<br />Geet (song)<br />Ghalib (excellent)<br />Ghanashyam (Lord Krishna)<br />Giri (mountain)<br />Giridhar (Lord Krishna)<br />Giridari (Lord Krishna)<br />Girik (Lord Shiva)<br />Girilal (Lord Shiva)<br />Girindra (Lord Shiva)<br />Giriraj (lord of the mountains)<br />Girish (Lord Shiva)<br />Gokul (a place where Lord Krishna was brought up)<br />Gopal (Lord Krishna; protector cows)<br />Gopesh (Lord Krishna)<br />Gopichand (name of a king)<br />Gorakh (cowherd)<br />Gourishankar (Mt. Everest)<br />Govinda (Lord Krishna)<br />Gudakesha (the archer Arjuna)<br />Gulfam (the colour)<br />Gulzar (gardener)<br />Gulzarilal (name of Lord Krishna)<br />Gunjan (buzzing of a bee)<br />Gumwant (virtuous)<br />Gupil (a secret)<br />Gurdeep (light of the teacher)<br />Gurpreet (love of the teacher)<br />Guru (teacher)<br />Gyan (knowledge)<br />Gyandev (lord of knowledge)</strong></span></p><span style="color:#000000;"><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">H</span></strong></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="color:#ffcc99;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Habib (beloved)<br />Hafiz (protected)<br />Hamid (friend)<br />Hamir (a raga)<br />Hans (swan)<br />Hanuman (the monkey god of Ramayana)<br />Hanumant (the monkey god of Ramayana)<br />Hardik (heartfelt)<br />Harekrishna (Lord Krishha)<br />Harendra (Lord Shiva)<br />Haresh (Lord Krishna)<br />Haridas (servant of Krishna)<br />Harigopal (Lord Krishna)<br />Harihar (Lord Vishnu)<br />Harkrishna (Lord Krishna)<br />Harinarayan (Lord Vishnu)<br />Hariom (Lord Vishnu)<br />Hariprasad (blessed by Lord Krishna)<br />Haritbaran (green)<br />Hariram (Lord Rama)<br />Harishankar (Lord Shiva)<br />Harishchandra (King of Surya dynasty, charitable)<br />Harjeet (victorious)<br />Harmendra (the moon)<br />Haroon (hope)<br />Harsh (happiness)<br />Harshad (giver of joy)<br />Harshavardhan (creator of joy)<br />Harshil (joyful)<br />Harshit (joyous)<br />Harshita (joyous)</strong><br /></span></span><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Hashmat (glory, joyful)<br />Hasit (happy)<br />Hassan (an Islamic)<br />Heer (diamond)<br />Hem (gold)<br />Hemadri (the Himalaya)<br />Hemanga (goldenbodied)<br />Hemanta (early winter)<br />Hemamdar (golden creeper)<br />Hemendu (golden moon)<br />Heramba (Lord Ganesh)<br />Himachal (the Himalayas)<br />Himadri (Himalaya)<br />Himaghna (the sun)<br />Himnish (Lord Shiva)<br />Himanshu (the moon)<br />Himmat (courage)<br />Hiranya (gold)<br />Hiranmay (golden)<br />Hirendra (Lord of diamonds)<br />Hitendra (well-wisher)<br />Hriday (Heart)<br />Hridaynath (lord of the heart, beloved)<br />Hrishikesh (Lord Vishnu)<br />Hussain (Islamic thinker, saint)</span></strong></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>I</strong></span></p></span><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#66ff99;"><strong>Ibrahim (Abraham; earth)<br />Idris (fiery Lord)<br />Iham (expected)<br />Ihit (prize; honour)<br />Imtiaz (power of discrimination)<br />Imaran (strong)<br />Iman (name of raga)<br />Indivar (blue lotus)<br />Indrajeet (conqueror)<br />Indrakanta (Lord Indra)<br />Indraneel (sapphire)<br />Indubhushan (the moon)<br />Induhasan (like a moon)<br />Indukanta (like a moon)<br />Indulal (moon's lustre)<br />Indushekhar (like a moon)<br />Intekhab (chosen)<br />Irfan (knowledgable)<br />Iqbal (desire)<br />Irshaad (signal)<br />Isar ( eminent; Lord Shiva)<br />Ishan (the Lord)<br />Ishrat (affection)<br />Ishwar (god)<br />Izhar (submission)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">J</span></strong></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffccff;"><strong>Jag (the universe)<br />Jagadbandu (Lord Krishna)<br />Jaganmay (spread over the universe)<br />Jagannath (Lord Vishnu)<br />Jagat (the universe)<br />Jagadish (lord of the universe)<br />Jagjeevan (worldly life)<br />Jahan (the world)<br />Jaichand (victory of the moon)<br />Jaidayal (victory of kindness)<br />Jaidev (victory of god)<br />Jaigopal (victory of Lord Krishna)<br />Jaikrishna (victory of Lord krishna)<br />Jaimini (an ancient philosopher)<br />Jainarayan (victory)<br />Jaipal (Lord Brahma)<br />Jairaj (lord of victory)<br />Jaisal (famous folk)<br />Jaisukh (joy of winning)<br />Jaiwant (victory)<br />Jalal (glory)<br />Jalendu (moon in the water)<br />Jalil (revered)<br />Janak (father of Sita)<br />Janamejay (a mJanardan (Lord Vishnu)<br />Japa (chanting)<br />Japendra (lord of chants-Lord Shiva)<br />Japesh (lord of chants-lord Shiva)<br />Jasbeer (victorious hero)<br />Jashan (celebration)<br />Jaspal (Lord Krishna)<br />Jaswant (famous)<br />Jatan (nurturing)<br />Jatin (pertaining ato saint)<br />Javed (immortal) Jawahar (jewel)<br />Jayanta (Lord Vishnu)<br />Jeemutbahan (full of life)<br />Jeevan (life)<br />Jehangir(Akbar's son)<br />Jhoomer (ornament)<br />Jignesh (curiosity to research)<br />Jihan (the world)<br />Jishnu (Arjuna)<br />Jitendra (conqueror)<br />Jivitesh (God)<br />Jogindra, Joginder (Lord Shiva)<br />Jograj (Lord Krishna)<br />Jugnu (a firefly)<br />Jusal (pari)<br />Jyotichandra (splendour)<br />Jyotiprakash (splendour of the flame)<br />Jyotiranjan (joyous flamae)<br />Jyotirdhar (holder of the flame)<br />Jyotirmoy (lustrous)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>K</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>Kabir (name of a famous saint)<br />Kailas (abode of Lord Shiva)<br />Kailashchandra (Lord Shiva)<br />Kailashnath (Lord Shiva)<br />Kalash (sacred pot)<br />Kalidas (a devotee of Goddess Kali)<br />Kalimohan (a devotee of Goddess Kali)<br />Kalipada (a devotee of Goddess Kali)<br />Kalicharan (a devotee of Goddness Kali)<br />Kaliranjan (a devotee of Goddess Kali)<br />Kalyan (welfare)<br />Kamal (lotus)<br />Kamalesh (Lord Vishnu, one with Eyes like a lotus)<br />Kamalakar (Lord Vishnu)<br />Kamalnayan (lotuseyed)<br />Kamalapati (Lord Vishnu)<br />Kamod, Kambod, Kambodi (a raga)<br />Kamraj, Kamesh, Kameshwar (Cupid, Lord of love)<br />Kamran (success)<br />Kanad (an ancient)<br />Kanan (a garden)<br />Kanchan (gold)<br />Kandarpa (Cupid)<br />Kanhaiya, Kanhaiyalal (Lord Krishna)<br />Kanishka (name of a king)<br />Kantimoy (lustrous)<br />Kantilal (lustrous)<br />Kanu (Lord Krishna)<br />Kanvar (young prince)<br />Kanwal (lotus)<br />Kanwaljeet (lotus)<br />Kanwalkishore (lotus; Lord krishna)<br />Kapil (name of a sage)<br />Kapish (Lord Hanuman)<br />Karan (Karna, the firstborn of Kunti)<br />Kareem (kind)<br />Karna (the firstborn of Kunti)<br />Kartar (master)<br />Kartik (a Hindu month)<br />Kartikeya (elder son of Lord Shiva)<br />karunakar (merciful)<br />Karunamay (full of light)<br />Karunashankar (merciful)<br />Kashif (a connoisseur)<br />Kashinath (Lord Shiva)<br />Kashiprasad (blessed by Lord Shiva)<br />Kashyap (name of a sage)<br />Kathir, Kadir (ray of light, shoot of grass)<br />Kausar (lake of paradise)<br />Kaushal (perfect)<br />Kaushik (sage Vishwamitra)<br />Kaustubh (a jewel of Lord Vishnu)<br />Kavi (a poet)<br />Kaviraj (doctor)<br />Kaustav (a legendary gem; a gem worn by Lord Vishnu)<br />Kedar (a raga)<br />Kedarnath (Lord Shiva)<br />Keshav (Lord Vishnu)<br />Ketan (home; banner)<br />Kevalkumar (absolute)<br />Kevalkishore (absolute)<br />Keyur (armlet)<br />Khadim (servant of God)<br />Khajit (Lord Buddha)<br />Khalid (immortal)<br />Khazana (treasure)<br />Khemchand (welfare)<br />Khemprakash (welfare)<br />Khushal (perfect)<br />Kinshuk (a flower)<br />Kiran (ray of light)<br />Kiranmay (full of light)<br />Kirit (a crown)<br />Kirtikumar (famous)<br />Kishore (young)<br />Kishorekumar (young)<br />Kripal (merciful)<br />Krishna (Lord Krishna)<br />Krishnachandra (Lord Krishna)<br />Krishnadeva (Lord Krishna)<br />Krishnakanta (Lord Krishna)<br />Krishnakumar (Lord Kirshna)<br />Krishnala (Lord Krishna)<br />Krishnamurthy (Lord Krishna)<br />Krishnamurari (Lord Krishna)<br />Krishanu (fire)<br />Krishnaroop (dark)<br />Krishnendu (Lord Krishna)<br />Kshaunish (king)<br />Kuber (god of wealth)<br />Kuberchand (god of wealth)<br />Kulbhushan ( ornament of family)<br />Kuldeep (light of family)<br />Kularanjan (star of family)<br />Kumar (prince)<br />Kunal (sone of emperor Ashok)<br />Kundan (pure)<br />Kundanlal (golden)<br />Kunja (grove of trees)<br />Kunjabihari (Lord Krishna)<br />Kush (son of Lord Rama)<br />Kushal (clever)<br />Kusumakar (spring)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>L</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;"><strong>Lagan (appropriate time)<br />Lakshmigopal (Lord vishnu)<br />Lakshman (younger brother of Rama)<br />Lakshmibanta (fortunate)<br />Lakshmidhar (Lord Vishnu)<br />Lakshmikanta (Lord Vishnu)<br />Lalit (beautiful)<br />Lalitkishore (beautiful)<br />Lalitkumar (beautiful)<br />Lalitmohan (beautiful)<br />Lambodar (Lord Ganesh)<br />Lankesh (Ravana)<br />Latafat (elegance)<br />Latif (elegant)<br />Lav, Luv (son of Lord Rama)<br />Lochan (the eye)<br />Lohitaksha (Lord Vishnu)<br />Lokesh (Lord Brahma)<br />Loknath (Lord Vishnu)<br />Lokranjan (Lord Vishnu)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>M</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Madan (Cupid)<br />Madangopal (Lord Krishna)<br />Madhav (Lord Krishna)<br />Madhavdas (servant of Lord Krishna)<br />Madhu (honey)<br />Madhuk (a honeybee)<br />Madhukanta (the moon)<br />Madhukar (honeybee)<br />Madhup (a honeybee)<br />Madhur (sweet)<br />Madhusudan (Lord Krishna)<br />Magan (engrossed)<br />Megha (a star)<br />Mahabahu (Arjuna)<br />Mahadev (Lord Shiva)<br />Mahaniya (worthy of honour)<br />Mahavir (a Jain prophet, also the super courageous one)<br />Mahendra (Lord Vishnu)<br />Mahesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Maheshwar (Lord Shiva)<br />Mahin (the earth)<br />Mahindra (a king)<br />Mahipal (a king)<br />Mahish (a king)<br />Mahmud (the Prophet of Islam)<br />Mahtab (the moon)<br />Mainak (a mountain a Himalayan peak)<br />Makarand (Honey, Honey Bee, Pollen)<br />Malay (a mountain)<br />Manas (mind)<br />Manasi (born of the mind)<br />Manav (man)<br />Manavendra (a king)<br />Mandar (a celestial tree)<br />Mandeep (light of the mind)<br />Mangal (auspicious)<br />Mangesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Manohar (beautiful; captivating)<br />Mani (a jewel)<br />Manibhushan (supreme gem)<br />Manik (ruby)<br />Manindra (lord of the mind!)<br />Manish (intellect)<br />Manishankar (Lord Shiva)<br />Manjeet (conqueror of the mind)<br />Manmatha (Cupid)<br />Manmohan (pleasing)<br />Manoj (born of the mind)<br />Manoranjan (pleasing)<br />Mansukh (pleasing)<br />Manu (original man)<br />Mardav (softness)<br />Markandeya (a devotee of Lord Shiva)<br />Martanda (the sun)<br />Marut (the wind)<br />Maruti (Lord Hanuman)<br />Mayanka (the moon)<br />Mayur (peacock)<br />Megh (cloud)<br />Meghashyam (Lord Krishna)<br />Mehboob (beloved)<br />Mehdi (a flower)<br />Mehmood (the Prophet of Islam)<br />Mihir (the sun)<br />Milan (union)<br />Milap (union)<br />Milind (a bee)<br />Milun (union)<br />Mirza (a prince)<br />Misal (example)<br />Mithilesh (the king of Mithila, Janak, father of Sita)<br />Mithun (Gemini)<br />Mitra (friend; the sun)<br />Mitul (friend)<br />Mohajit (attractive)<br />Mohak (attractive)<br />Mohal (attractive)<br />Mohamad (the Prophet)<br />Mohan (Lord Krishna; attractive)<br />Mohit (attracted)<br />Mohita (attracted)<br />Mohnish (Lord Krishna)<br />Mohul (attractive)<br />Moti (pearl)<br />Motilal (pearl)<br />Moulik (valuable)<br />Mriganka (the moon)<br />Mrigankamouli (Lord Shiva)<br />Mrigankasekhar (Lord Shiva)<br />Mrigendra (lion)<br />Mrigesh (lion)<br />Mrityunjay (Lord Shiva)<br />Mubarak (congratulations)<br />Mudita (happy)<br />Muhamad (the Prophet)<br />Mukesh (Cupid)<br />Muktananda (liberated)<br />Mukul (bud)<br />Mukunda (Lord Krishna)<br />Mukut (crown)<br />Mulkraj (king)<br />Mumtaz (conspicuous)<br />Muni (sage)<br />Murad (prowess)<br />Murari (Lord Krishna)<br />Murarilal (Lord Krishna)<br />Murali (flute)<br />Muralidhar (Lord Krishna)<br />Muralimanohar (Lord Krishna)<br />Musheer (advice)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>N</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff00;"><strong>Nabarun (morning sun)<br />Nabendu (new moon)<br />Nabhi (focus; the best)<br />Nachiketa( an ancient rishi, fire)<br />Nadir (pinnacle)<br />Nagendra (Seshnag)<br />Nagesh (Seshnag, Cosmic Serpent)<br />Nahusha (a mythological king)<br />Nairit (south-west)<br />Naishadh (King Nala, a hero from the Mahabharata who was king of Nishadha)<br />Nakshatra (star)<br />Nakul (name of one of the Pandavas)<br />Nalin (lotus)<br />Nalinaksha (lotus-eyed)<br />Naman (salutation)<br />Namdev (Lord Vishnu)<br />Nanak (guru fo the Sikhs)<br />Nand (joyful)<br />Nandan (pleasing)<br />Nandi (the bull of Shiva; Lord Shiva)<br />Naotau (new)<br />Narayan (Lord Vishnu)<br />Narendra (king)<br />Narahari (Lord Vishnu)<br />Naresh (king)<br />Narasimha (an incarnation of Lord Vishnu)<br />Natesh (king)<br />Natwar (Lord Krishna)<br />Naval (wonder)<br />Naveen (new)<br />Navaneet (butter)<br />Navrang (beautiful)<br />Navroz (a Parsee festival)<br />Nayan (eye)<br />Neeladri (the Nilgiris)<br />Neelambar (blue sky)<br />Neelanjan (blue)<br />Neelesh (Lord Krishna; moon)<br />Neelkanta (Lord Shiva)<br />Neelmadhav (Lord Jagannath)<br />Neelmani (sapphire)<br />Neelotpal (blue lotus)<br />Neeraf (river)<br />Neeraj (lotus; pearl)<br />Nibodh (knowledge)<br />Nigam (treasure)<br />Nihal (gratified)<br />Nihar (dew)<br />Niket (home)<br />Nikhat (fragrance)<br />Nikhil (entire)<br />Nikhilesh (lord of all)<br />Nikunja (grove of trees)<br />Nilay (home)<br />Nimai (Chaitanya)<br />Nimish(spilt-second)<br />Ninad (sound)<br />Nipun (expert)<br />Nirad (cloud)<br />Nirajit (illuminated)<br />Niramay (without blemish)<br />Niranjan (name of a river; Goddess Durga; the night of the full moon)<br />Nirav (quiet)<br />Nirbhay (fearless)<br />Nirijhar (waterful)<br />Nirmal (pure)<br />Nirmalya (pure)<br />Nirmit (created)<br />Nirmohi (unattached)<br />Nirupam (without comparison)<br />Nirvan (liberation)<br />Nischal (calm)<br />Nischal (pure)<br />Nishanath (moon)<br />Nishad (seventh note of the octave)<br />Nishant (dawn)<br />Nishesh (entire)<br />Nishikanta (the moon)<br />Nishita (sharp)<br />Nishith (night)<br />Nishok (happy)<br />Nissim (unbounded)<br />Nitin (master of the right path)<br />Nitish (master of the right path)<br />Nityagopal (constant)<br />Nityananda (Lord Krishna; always happy)<br />Nripa (king)<br />Nripesh (king of kings)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>O</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#999900;"><strong>Ojas (lustre)<br />Om (the sacred syllable)<br />Omar (an era)<br />Omja (born of cosmic unity)<br />Omkar (the sound of the sacred syllable)<br />Omprakash (light of God)<br />Omrao, Umrao (king)<br />Omswaroop (manifestation of divinity)<br />Osman, Usman (salve of God)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>P</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ccccff;">Paavan (purifier)<br />Padman (lotus)<br />Padmanabha (Lord Vishnu)<br />Padmapati (Lord Vishnu)<br />Palak (eyelash)<br />Palash (a flowering)<br />Palashkusum (the flower of Palash)<br />Palashranjan (beautiful like a Palash)<br />Pallab (new leaves)<br />Panchanan (Lord Shiva)<br />Pandhari (Lord Vithobha)<br />Panduranga (Lord Vithobha)<br />Pankaj (lotus)<br />Panini (the great scholar-grammarian)<br />Pannalal (emerald)<br />Paravasu (name of a sage)<br />Parag (pollen)<br />Param (the best)<br />Parakram (strength)<br />Parmameshwar (Alimightly Lord)<br />Paramhansa (supreme soul)<br />Paranjay (Varun; Lord of the Sea)<br />Parantapa (conqueror; Arjuna)<br />Paras (touchstone)<br />Parashar (an ancient)<br />Parasmani (touchstone)<br />Paresh (supreme Lord)<br />Parijat (a celestial flower)<br />Parikshit (name of an ancient king)<br />Parimal (fragrance)<br />Paritosh (satisfaction)<br />Paramananda (superlative joy)<br />Paramesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Parnad (a Brahmin in the qpics)<br />Parashuram (sixth incarnation of Lord Vishnu)<br />Partha (Arjun)<br />Parthapratim (like Arjuna)<br />Parvatinandan (Lord Ganesh)<br />Parvesh (Lord of celebration)<br />Pasupati (Lord Shiva)<br />Patakin (holder of a banner)<br />Patanjali (famous Yoga philosopher)<br />Pathik (a traveller)<br />Pathin (traveller)<br />Patralika (new leaves)<br />Pavak (fire)<br />Pavan (breeze)<br />Pavani (Hanuman)<br />Pavanjit (wind)<br />Pavitra (pure)<br />Payas (water)<br />Payod (cloud)<br />Peeyush (nectar)<br />Phanindra (Sesh; the divine snake)<br />Phenil (foamy)<br />Pinaki (Lord Krishna)<br />Pirmohammed (rhw holy prophet)<br />Pitambar (Lord Vishnu)<br />Piyush (nectar)<br />Poojan (worship)<br />Poojit (worshipped)<br />Poorna (complete)<br />Poornachandra (full moon)<br />Prabal (coral)<br />Prabhakar (the sun)<br />Prabhas (lustrous)<br />Prabhat (morning)<br />Prabhav (effect)<br />Prabodh (consolation)<br />Prabuddha (awakened)<br />Prachetas (energy)<br />Prachur (abundant)<br />Pradeep (lamp)<br />Pradosh (dusk)<br />Pradyot (lustre)<br />Pradyumna (cupid)<br />Pradyun (radiant)<br />Praful (blooming)<br />Prafulla (blooming)<br />Pragun (straight; honest)<br />Prahlad (joy)<br />Prajesh (Lord Brahma)<br />Prajin (kind)<br />Prajit (kind)<br />Prakat (mainfested)<br />Prakash, Parkash (light)<br />Prakriti (nature)<br />Pralay (Himalay)<br />Pramod(delight)<br />Pran(life)<br />Pranav (the sacred syllable, Om)<br />Pranay (love)<br />Pranit (modest)<br />Pranjal (simple)<br />Pranjivan (life)<br />Pransukh (joy of life)<br />Prasad (blessing)<br />Prasanna (happy)<br />Prasenjit (a king in the epics)<br />Prasham (peace)<br />Prashanta (calm)<br />Prasun (blossom)<br />Pratap (glory)<br />Prateep (king, Shantanu's father))<br />Prateet (manifested)<br />Pratik (symbol)<br />Pratiti (faith; undrstanding)<br />Pratul (plenty)<br />Praval (fierce, strong)<br />Pravar (most excellent)<br />Praver (chief)<br />Praveen (expert; experienced)<br />Pravir (brave)<br />Prayag (confluence)<br />Premendra (lover)<br />Pritam (beloved)<br />Prithu (a king from the epics)<br />Prithvi (earth)<br />Prithviraj (king of the earth)<br />Priya (beloved)<br />Priyabrata (devoted to pleasing)<br />Pujit (worshipped)<br />Pukhraj (topaz)<br />Pulak (joy)<br />Pulakesh (joyous)<br />Pulastya (an ancient)<br />Pulin (beautiful)<br />Pulish (name of a sage)<br />Pundalik (lotus)<br />Pundarik (lotus)<br />Punit (pure)<br />Punyabrata (dedicated to the good)<br />Punyasloka (sacred verse)<br />Purandar (Lord Indra)<br />Puranjay (Lord Shiva)<br />Purnanada (God)<br />Purnendu (full moon)<br />Puru (abundant; name of a king)<br />Pururava (the founder of Chandra dynasty)<br />Purushottam (Lord Vishnu)<br />Pushkar (lotus; a lake)<br />Pushpak (mythical vehicle of Lord Vishnu)<br />Pyarelal (Lord Krishna)<br />Pyaremohan (Lord Krishna)</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Q</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Quamar (the moon)<br />Quasim (old generation)<br />Qutub (tall)</strong></span></p><span style="color:#000000;"><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>R</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>Radhakanta (Lord Krishna)<br />Radhakrishna (Radha and Lord Krishna)<br />Radhavallabh (Lord Krishna-beloved of Radha)<br />Radheshyam (Lord Krishna)<br />Radheya (Karna)<br />Rafat (elevation)<br />Raghav (Lord Rama)<br />Raghavendra (Lord Rama)<br />Raghu (the family of Lord Rama)<br />Raghunath (Lord Rama)<br />Raghunandan (Lord Rama)<br />Raghupati (Lord Rama)<br />Raghuvir (Lord Rama)<br />Rahas (secret)<br />Raheem (merciful)<br />Rahman (merciful)<br />Rahul (son of Lord Buddha)<br />Raj (kingdom)<br />Raja (king)<br />Rajam (Goddess Lakshmi)<br />Rajan (king)<br />Rajas (mastery; fame; pride)<br />Rajat (silver)<br />Rajatshubhra (white as silver)<br />Rajdulari (dear princess)<br />Rajendra (king)<br />Rajendramohan (king)<br />Rajesh (king)<br />Rajendrakumar (king)<br />Rajit (decorated)<br />Rajiv<br />Rajivlochan, Rajivnayan<br />Rajanikanta<br />Rajarshi, Rajrishi (king's sage)<br />Rajyeshwar (king)<br />Rakesh (the moon)<br />Raksha (the moon, protection)<br />Ram (Lord Rama; one who pleases)<br />Ramakanta (Lord Vishnu)<br />Raman (cupid)<br />Ramanuja (Lord Krishna)<br />Ramashray (Lord Vishnu; protected by Rama)<br />Ramavatar (reincarnation of Lord Rama)<br />Ramchandra (Lord Rama)<br />Ramesh (Lord Vishnu)<br />Rameshwar (Lord Shiva)<br />Ramkishore (Lord Rama)<br />Ramkrishna (Lord Rama, Krishna)<br />Ramkumar (Lord Rama)<br />Rammohan (Lord Rama)<br />Ramnath (Lord Rama)<br />Ramprasad (Lord Rama)<br />Rampratap (Lord Rama)<br />Ramratan (Lord Rama)<br />Ramswaroop (Lord Rama)<br />Randhir (brave)<br />Rangan (a flower)<br />Ranganath (Lord Vishnu)<br />Ranjan (entertaining)<br />Ranajay (victorious)<br />Ranajit (victorious)<br />Ranjit (victorious)<br />Rasbihari (Lord Krishna)<br />Rasesh (Lord Krishna)<br />Rasik (connoisseur)<br />Rasaraj (mercury)<br />Rashmil (silken)<br />Rasul (angel)<br />Ratan (precious stone)<br />Ratannabha (Lord Vishnu)<br />Rathin (celestial)<br />Ratish (cupid)<br />Ratnakar (ocean)<br />Ratul (sweet)<br />Ravi (sun)<br />Ravinandan (Karna)<br />Ravindra (sun)<br />Ravishu (cupid)<br />Raza (hope)<br />Razak (devotee)<br />Rebanta (a son of Surya)<br />Rehman (merciful)<br />Rehmat (mercy)<br />Riddhiman (possessed of good fortune)<br />Rijul (innocent)<br />Ripudaman (killer of enemies)<br />Rishabh (second note of octave)<br />Rishi (sage)<br />Rishikesh (Lord Vishnu)<br />Rituraj (spring)<br />Rituparan (joyous)<br />Ritvik (priest)<br />Riyaz (practice)<br />Rizvan (harbinger of good news)<br />Rochak (tasty)<br />Rochan (bright)<br />Rohan (ascending)<br />Rohanlal (Lord Krishna)<br />Rohit (red)<br />Rohitasva (sone of King Harishchandra)<br />Ronak (embellishment)<br />Roshan (illumination)<br />Ruchir (beautiful)<br />Rudra (Lord Shiva)<br />Rupak (beautiful)<br />Rushil (charming)<br />Rustom (warrior)</strong></span></span></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">S</span></strong></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;"><strong>Sachet (consciousness)<br />Sachetan (animated)<br />Sacchidananda (total bliss)<br />Sachin (Lord Indra)<br />Sachit (consciousness)<br />Sandananda (eternal bliss)<br />Sadashiva (eternally pure)<br />Sadeepan (lighted up)<br />Sadiq (kingly)<br />Saeed (priestly)<br />Sagar (ocean)<br />Sagun (possessed of qualities)<br />Sahaj (natural)<br />Sahas (bravery)<br />Sahdev (one of the Pandava princes)<br />Sahib (the lord)<br />Sahil (guide)<br />Sainath (Saibaba)<br />Saipraasad (blessing)<br />Saipratap (blessing of Saibaba)<br />Sajal (moist)<br />Sajan (beloved)<br />Saket (Llrd Krishna)<br />Salarjung (beautiful)<br />Salarjung (beautiful)<br />Saleem (healthy)<br />Saleem (healthy)<br />Salil (water)<br />Salim (happy; peaceful)<br />Salaman (high)<br />Samar (war)<br />Samarendra (Lord Vishnu)<br />Samarendu (Lord Vishnu)<br />Samarjit (Lord Vishnu)<br />Samarth (powerful)<br />Sambaran (restraint; name of an ancient king)<br />Sambhav (born; mainfested)<br />Sambit (consciousness)<br />Sambhddha (wise)<br />Samendra (winner of war)<br />Sameen (valuable)<br />Sameer (breeze)<br />Samir (breeze)<br />Samiran (breeze)<br />Samiran (breeze)<br />Sampat (prosperous)<br />Samudra (ocean)<br />Samudragupta (a famous Gupta king)<br />Samudrasen (lord of the ocean)<br />Samyak (enough)<br />Sanabhi (related)<br />Sanam (beloved)<br />Sanat (Lord Brahma)<br />Sanatan (eternal)<br />Sanchay (collection)<br />Sanchit (collected)<br />Sandeepen (a sage)<br />Sanjay (Bhritarashtra's charioteer)<br />Sanjiv (love; life)<br />Sanjivan (immortality)<br />Sankalpa (resolve)<br />Sankarshan (a name of Balaram, brother of Lord Krishna)<br />Sanket (signal)<br />Sanobar (palm tree)<br />Santosh (contentment)<br />Sanwariya (Lord Krishna)<br />Sanyog (conincidence)<br />Sapan (dream)<br />Saquib (bright)<br />Saral (straight)<br />Saras (a bird; lake)<br />Sarasija (lotus)<br />Sarat (a sage)<br />Sarbajit (one who has conquered everything)<br />Sarfaraz (head held high)<br />Saroj (lotus)<br />Sartaj (crown)<br />Sarthak (well done)<br />Sarup (beautiful)<br />Sarvadaman (son of Shakuntala-Bharat)<br />Sarvesh (lord of all)<br />Sarwar (promotion)<br />Sashreek (prosperous)<br />Satindra (Lord Vishnu)<br />Satish (voctorious)<br />Satrijit (father of Satyabhama, wife of Lord Krishna)<br />Satyajit (wedded to truth)<br />Satyakam (son of Jabala in the Mahabharata)<br />Satyaki (charioteer of Krishna)<br />Satvamohan (truthful)<br />Satyanarayan (Lord Krishna)<br />Satyankar (true; good)<br />Satyaprakash (light of truth)<br />Satyapriya (devoted to truth)<br />Satyasheel (truthful)<br />Satyavan (husband of Savitri; true)<br />Satyavrata (dedicated to truth)<br />Satyendra (lord of truth)<br />Savar (Lord Shiva)<br />Savitendra (the sun)<br />Sawan (a Hindu month)<br />Sayam (evening)<br />Sayed (leader)<br />Seemanta (parting line of hair)<br />Sevak (servant)<br />Shaan (pride)<br />Shachin(dra)-(Lord Indra)<br />Shadab (fresh)<br />Shaheen (tender)<br />Shahid (patriot)<br />Shailendra (king of mountains)<br />Shattesh (king of mountains)<br />Shaistakhan (polite)<br />Shakib (patience)<br />Shaktidhar (Lord Shiva)<br />Shakyasinha (Lord Buddha)<br />Shambhu (Lord Shiva)<br />Shameek (an ancient sage)<br />Shami (fire)<br />Shamindra (quiet; gentle)<br />Shams (fragrance)<br />Shamshu, Shamshad (beautiful)<br />Shandar (proud)<br />Shankar (Lord Shiva)<br />Shankha (conch)<br />Shanmukha, Shanmuga (Kartikeya, first son of Lord Shiva)<br />Shantanu (a king from the qpic Mahabharata)<br />Shantashil (gentle)<br />Shantimay (peaceful)<br />Shantinath (lord of peace)<br />Shantiprakash (light of peace)<br />Shantipriya (peace-loving)<br />Sharad, Sarat (autumn)<br />Sharadchandra (autumn moon)<br />Sharadindu (autumn moon)<br />Sharan (shelter)<br />Sharang (deer)<br />Shardul (tiger)<br />Shariq (intelligent)<br />Shashanka (the moon)<br />Shashibhushan (Lord Shiva)<br />Shashidhar (the moon)<br />Shashikiran (moon's rays)<br />Shashimohan (the moon)<br />Shashishekhar (Lord Shiva)<br />Shatrunjay (victorious)<br />Shatrughna, Shatrughan (victorious)<br />Shatrujit (victorious over enemies)<br />Shaukat (grand)<br />Shaunak (a great sage)<br />Sheetal (cool)<br />Shekhar (Lord Shiva)<br />Shesh (cosmic serpent)<br />Shirshirchandra (winter moon)<br />Shevantilal (a crysanthemum)<br />Shikha (flame)<br />Shikhar (peak)<br />Shirish (a flower; raintree)<br />Shiromani (superb jewel)<br />Shishir (winter)<br />Shishirkumar (the moon)<br />Shishupal (sone of Subhadra)<br />Shiv (Lord Shiva)<br />Shivendra (Lord Shiva)<br />Shivendu (pure moon)<br />Shivesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Shivlal (Lord Shiva)<br />Shivraj (Lord Shiva)<br />Shivshankar (Lord Shiva)<br />Shobhan (splendid)<br />Shoorsen (brave)<br />Shravan (name of a Hindu month)<br />Shravankumar (a character from the epic Ramayana)<br />Shrenik (organised)<br />Shreshta (the best)<br />Shreyas (good)<br />Shridhar (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shrigopal (Lord Krishna)<br />Shrihari (Lord Krishna)<br />Shrikanta (beautiful)<br />Shrikrishna (Lord Krishna)<br />Shrikumar (beautiful)<br />Shrinath (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shrinivas (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shripad (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shripal (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shripati (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shriram (Lord Rama)<br />Shriranga (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shrish (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shrivatsa (Lord Vishnu)<br />Shriyans (wealth)<br />Shubha (auspicious)<br />Shubhang (handsome)<br />Shubhankar (auspivious)<br />Shubhashis (blessing)<br />Shubhendu (luckly moon)<br />Shubhranshu (the moon)<br />Shuddhashil (well-born)<br />Shyam (Lord Krishna)<br />Shyamsundar (Lord Krishna)<br />Siddhanta (principle)<br />Siddhartha (a name of Lord Buddha)<br />Siddheshwar (a goddess)<br />Siraj (lamp)<br />Sitakanta (Lord Rama)<br />Sitanshu (the moon)<br />Sitikantha (Lord Shiva)<br />Sivanta (Lord Shiva)<br />Smaran (remembrance)<br />Smarajit (one who has conquered lust)<br />Smritiman (unforgettable)<br />Snehanshn (affectionate)<br />Snehin (a friend)<br />Sohail (moon-glow)<br />Soham ('Iam He'-the presence of divinity of each soul)<br />Sohan (charm)<br />Sohil (beautiful)<br />Som (the moon)<br />Somendra (moon)<br />Somansh (half moon)<br />Someshwar (Lord Shiva)<br />Somnath (Lord Shiva)<br />Sopan (steps)<br />Soumil (a friend)<br />Soumyakanti (handsome)<br />Sourabh (fragrance)<br />Souren(dra)-(of the sun)<br />Sourish (Lord Vishnu)<br />Srijan (creation)<br />Sual (asked for)<br />Subal (a friend of Lord Krishna)<br />Subash (fragrance)<br />Subbarao (auspicious)<br />Subhadra (source of Lord Krishna, wife of Arjuna)<br />Subhan (aware)<br />Subhash (well-spoken)<br />Subinay (humble)<br />Subrata (devoted to what is right)<br />Sudama (Lord Krishna's friend)<br />Sudarshan (handsome)<br />Sudeep (bright)<br />Sudesh (country)<br />Sudhakar (the moon)<br />Sudhamay (full of nectar)<br />Sudhanshu (the moon)<br />Sudhi (scholar)<br />Sudhindra (lord of knowledge)<br />Sudhir (great scholar;calm)<br />Sugata (a name of the Buddha)<br />Sugreev (man with a beautiful neck)<br />Suhail (moon-glow)<br />Suhas (smiling beautifully)<br />Suhrid (well-disposed)<br />Suhrit (well-disposed)<br />Sujan (honest)<br />Sujay (victory)<br />Sujash (illustrious)<br />Sujit (winner)<br />Sukant, Sukanta (handsome)<br />Sukesh (with beautiful)<br />Suketu (a Yaksha king)<br />Sukhamay (pleasurable)<br />Sukhdev (giver of bliss)<br />Sukrit (good deed)<br />Sukumar (soft; meritorious)<br />Sulekh (beautifully written)<br />Sulochan (one with beautiful eyes)<br />Sultan (king)<br />Suman (flower)<br />Sumant (wise)<br />Sumanta (wise)<br />Sumantra (friend of King Dasarath)<br />Sumedh (clever)<br />Sumeet, Sumit (a good friend)<br />Sumitra (good friend)<br />Sunanda (very pleasing)<br />Sunasi (Lord Indra)<br />Sundar (handsome)<br />Suneet (of good principles; prudent)<br />Sunil (blue; sapphire)<br />Sunirmal (pure)<br />Suparna (leafy)<br />Suprakash (manifested)<br />Supratik (cupid)<br />Supratim (beautiful image)<br />Supriya (beloved)<br />Sur (a musical note)<br />Suraj (the sun)<br />Surajit (god)<br />Suranjan (pleasing)<br />Suren (Lord Indra)<br />Suresh (Lord Indra)<br />Surdeep (lamp of music)<br />Surya (the sun)<br />Suryabhan (the sun)<br />Suryakanta (a jewel)<br />Suryashankar (Lord Shiva)<br />Sushanta (quiet)<br />Sushil (well-behaved)<br />Sushobhan (very beautiful)<br />Sushrut (well- heard)<br />Sushruta (son of sage Viswamitra)<br />Sutej (lustre)<br />Suvan (the sun)<br />Suvimal (pure)<br />Suyash (illustrious)<br />Swami (master)<br />Swaminath (the Lord Almighty)<br />Swapan (dream)<br />Swapnil (dreamlike)<br />Swarup (truth)<br />Swayambhu (Lord Shiva)<br />Swetaketu (an ancient sage)<br />Syamantak (a jewel of Lord Vishnu)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>T</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#66ffff;"><strong>Tahir (holy)<br />Taizeen (encouragement)<br />Taj (crown)<br />Tajdar (corwned)<br />Talat (prayer)<br />Talib (divine)<br />Talleen (absorbed)<br />Tamal (a tree with very dark bark)<br />Tamkinat (pomp)<br />Tamonash (destroyer of ignorance)<br />Tanay (son)<br />Tanmay (absorbed)<br />Tanuj (son)<br />Tanveer (englightened)<br />Tapan (the sun)<br />Tapas (ascetic)<br />Tapasendra (Lord Shiva)<br />Tapasranjan (Lord Vishnu)<br />Tapomay (full of moral virtue)<br />Tarak (protector)<br />Tarachand (star)<br />Tarakeshwar (Lord Shiva)<br />Taraknath (Lord Shiva)<br />Taral (honeybee)<br />Taranga (wave)<br />Taraprashad (star)<br />Tarik (one who crosses the river of life)<br />Tariq (morning star)<br />Tarit (lightning)<br />Tarun (young)<br />Taruntapan (morning sun)<br />Tathagata (the Buddha)<br />Tausiq (reinforcement)<br />Teerthankar (a Jain saint)<br />Tejas (lustre; brilliance)<br />Tejeshwar (the sun)<br />Tejomay (glorious)<br />Thakur (leader; God)<br />Tilak (auspicious)<br />Timir (darkness)<br />Timirbaran (dark)<br />Tirtha (holy place)<br />Titir (a bird)<br />Toshan (satisfaction)<br />Trailokva (the three worlds)<br />Trambak (Lord Shiva)<br />Tribhuvan (the tree worlds)<br />Tridib (heaven)<br />Trigun (the three dimensions)<br />Trilochan (Lord Shiva)<br />Trilok (the three worlds)<br />Trilokesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Tripurari (Lord Shiva)<br />Trishanku (a king of the Surya dynasty)<br />Trivikram (Lod Vishnu)<br />Tufan (storm)<br />Tuhin (snow)<br />Tuhinsurra (white as snow)<br />Tukaram (a poet saint)<br />Tulsidas (a famous saint)<br />Tushar (snow)<br />Tusharkanti (Lord Shiva)<br />Tusharsuvra (white as snow)<br />Tyagraja (a famous poet)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>U</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;"><strong>Udar (generous)<br />Uday (appearance)<br />Udayan (rising; name of king of Avanti)<br />Udayachal (eastern horizon)<br />Uddhar (liberation)<br />Uddhav (Lord Krishna's friend)<br />Udit (risen)<br />Udyam (effort)<br />Udyan (garden)<br />Ujagar (bright)<br />Ujala (bright)<br />Ujwal, Ujjala (bright)<br />Ulhas (happiness)<br />Umanant, Umakant (Lord Shiva)<br />Umanand (Lord Shiva)<br />Umaprasad (blessing of Goddess Parvati)<br />Umashankar (Lord Shiva)<br />Umed (hope)<br />Umesh (Lord Shiva)<br />Umrao (noble)<br />Unmesh (rvelation)<br />Unnat (energized)<br />Upagupta (name of a Buddish nonk)<br />Upamanyu (name of a devoted pupil)<br />Upendra (Lord Vishnu)<br />Urjita (energized)<br />Ushakanta (the sun)<br />Utanka (a disciple of th sage Veda)<br />Utkarsha (advancement)<br />Utpal (lotus)<br />Uttam (best)<br />Uttar (son of king Virata)<br />Uttiya (a name in Buddhist literature)<br />Utsav (celebration)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>V</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff33;"><strong>Vachan (speech)<br />Vaibhav (riches)<br />Vaijnath (Lord shiva)<br />Vajra (Lord Krishna's greatgrandson; diamond)<br />Vajradhar (Lord Indra)<br />Vajrapani (Lord Indra)<br />Vallabh (beloved)<br />Valmiki, Valmik (the author of the qpic Ramayana)<br />Vaman (fifth incarnation of Lord Vishnu)<br />Vamsi (Name of a 'Raaga')<br />Vanajit (lord of the forest)<br />Vardhaman (Lord Mahavir)<br />Varij (lotus)<br />Varindra (lord of the ocean)<br />Varun (lord of the sea)<br />Vasant (spring)<br />Vasistha (name of a sage)<br />Vasudev (father of Lord Krishna)<br />Vatsal (affectionate)<br />Ved (a sacred text)<br />Vedmohan (Lord Krishna)<br />Vedanga (meaning of Vedas)<br />Vedprakash (light of the Vedas)<br />Vedavrata (vow of the Vedas)<br />Veni (Lord Krishna)<br />Veera (the brave)<br />Viraj (splendour)<br />Venimadhav (Lord Krishna)<br />Vibhas (decoration; light)<br />Vibhat (dawn)<br />Vibhishan (a character from the epic Ramayana)<br />Vibhu (all-pervading)<br />Vidur (a friend of Lord Krishna)<br />Vidyadhar (learned)<br />Vidyasagar (ocean of learning)<br />Vidyut (lightning)<br />Vighnesh, Vignesh (Lord Ganesh)<br />Vihanga (bird)<br />Vijay (victor)<br />Vijendra, Vijanyendra (victorious)<br />Vikas (development)<br />Vikesh (the moon)<br />Vikram (bravery)<br />Vikramaditya (a famous king)<br />Vikramajit (a famous king)<br />Vikranta (brave)<br />Vilas (play)<br />Vilok (to see)<br />Vilokan (gaze)<br />Vimal (pure)<br />Vinay (modesty)<br />Vinayak (Lord Ganesh)<br />Vineet (unassuming)<br />Vinesh (godly)<br />Vinod (pleasing)<br />Vipin (forest)<br />Viplab (floating; revolution)<br />Vipra (a priest)<br />Vipul (plenty)<br />Vir (brave)<br />Viral (priceless)<br />Virendra (brave lord)<br />Viresh (brave lord)<br />Vishal (immense)<br />Vishwambhar (the lord)<br />Vishesh (special)<br />Vishnu (Lord Vishnu)<br />Vishram (rest)<br />Vishwamitra (a sage)<br />Vishwanath (the lord)<br />Vishwesh (the lord Almighty)<br />Vismay (surprise)<br />Viswas (trust)<br />Vithala, Vitthal (Lord Vishnu)<br />Vivekananda (joy of discrimination)<br />Vrajakishore (Lord Krishna)<br />Vrajesh (Lord Krishna)<br />Vrajamohan (Lord Kirshna)<br />Vrajanadan (Lord Krishna)<br />Vrishin (peacock)<br />Vyasa (the author of Mahabharata)</strong></span></p><span style="color:#000000;"><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>W</strong></span></p><p align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"><strong>Wahab (large hearted)<br />Wajidali (obessed)<br />Wali (protector)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong>Y</strong></span></p><p align="left"></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#66cccc;">Yaaseen (One of the Prophet Muhammad's names)<br />Yadav (Lord Krishna)<br />Yadavendra (Lord Krishna)<br />Yadunandan (Lord Krishna)<br />Yadunath (Lord Krishna)<br />Yaduraj (Lord Krishna)<br />Yaduvir (Lord Krishna)<br />Yagna (Ceremonial rites to God)<br />Yahyaa (a Prophet's name)<br />Yaj (a sage)<br />Yajat (Lord Shiva)<br />Yajnadhar (Lord Vishnu)<br />Yajnarup (Lord Krishna)<br />Yajnesh (Lord Vishnu)<br />Yamahil (Lord Vishnu)<br />Yamajit (Lord Shiva)<br />Yaman (Lord Yama, god of death, Yamraj)<br />Yamir (Moon)<br />Yasaar (Ease; Wealth)<br />Yash (victory, glory)<br />Yashas (Fame)<br />Yashodev (Lord of fame)<br />Yashodhara (one who has achieved fame)<br />Yashodhan (rich in fame)<br />Yashwant (one who has achieved glory)<br />Yashpal (protector of fame)<br />Yasir (Wealthy)<br />Yatin (ascetic)<br />Yatindra (Lord Indra)<br />Yatish (Lord of devotees)<br />Yayin (Lord Shiva)<br />Yazeed (To increase; Grow; Enhance)<br />Yogesh (god of Yoga, Lord Shiva)<br />Yogendra (god of Yoga)<br />Yogi (Devotee)<br />Yoonus (a Prophet's name)<br />Yoosuf (a Prophet's name)<br />Yudhajit (victor in war)<br />Yuvaraj (prince, heir apparent)<br />Yudhisthir, Yudishtra (firm in battle)<br />Yugandhar (celestial god)<br />Yuvraj (a prince)<br />Yuyutsu (eager to fight)</span></strong></p><p align="left"></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-3626746063397026251?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-19644487977182326192008-12-07T18:38:00.000-08:002008-12-10T22:54:11.509-08:00Eagles are large birds of prey which are members of the bird order Accipitriformes and family Accipitridae, and belong to several genera which are not necessarily closely related to each other genetically. Most of the more than 60 species occur in Eurasia and Africa. Outside this area, just two species (the Bald and Golden Eagles) can be found in the USA and Canada, nine more in Central and South America, and three in Australia.<br /><br />Eagles are differentiated from other birds of prey mainly by their larger size, more powerful build, and heavier head and bill. Even the smallest eagles, like the Booted Eagle (which is comparable in size to a Common Buzzard or Red-tailed Hawk), have relatively longer and more evenly broad wings, and more direct, faster flight. Most eagles are larger than any other raptors apart from the vultures.<br /><br />Like all birds of prey, eagles have very large powerful hooked beaks for tearing flesh from their prey, strong muscular legs, and powerful talons claws. They also have extremely keen eyesight which enables them to spot potential prey from a very long distance. This keen eyesight is primarily contributed by their extremely large pupils which cause minimal diffraction (scattering) of the incoming light.<br /><br />Eagles build their nests, called eyries, in tall trees or on high cliffs. 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cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tPOiya79NU8/STyJQTjHaUI/AAAAAAAAO8k/BiAdjqE8vS0/s400/Eagle-4-N4XPZUPRXU-1024x768.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277243776589850946" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-1964448797718232619?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-12627769521104927392008-11-26T04:32:00.001-08:002008-12-04T18:51:22.514-08:00<div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">HO s p i t a l</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">H U M O R</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery</span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Oh no! I just lost my watch.</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">There go the lights again...</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.</span></span><br /><br /><span>-<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"> Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">What's this doing here?</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.</span></span><br /><br /><span>-<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">You sure it wasn't this leg?</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Are his relatives waiting outside?</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!</span></span><br /><br /><span>-<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"> FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">This scissor looks rusted.</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?</span></span><br /><br /><span>- <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Now from where did this spider come in from.</span></span><br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-1262776952110492739?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-19586184773142243272008-11-26T04:26:00.000-08:002008-12-06T18:50:39.262-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Tips for</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">W o r k i n g Hard</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">1.</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">2.</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span>Use computers to look busy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">When you get caught by your boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">3.</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span>Messy desk.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Build huge piles of documents around your workspace.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">4.</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Voice Mail.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing – they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full" - a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">5.</span> Looking Impatient and Annoyed.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">One should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">6.</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Appear to Work Late.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read, but have no time until late before leaving.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">7.</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Creative Sighing for Effect.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are very hard pressed.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">8.</span> Stacking Strategy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc... You can always borrow from library. Thick computer manuals are the best.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">9.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Build Vocabulary.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Use it freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">10.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!</span></span><br /></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-1958618477314224327?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-4573502352209156772008-11-26T04:13:00.001-08:002008-12-04T18:27:30.873-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">MOVIES NAMES - HUMOR</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">BY COMPUTER EXPERTS !!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Har Dil Jo CHAT Karega</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Kaho na virus hai</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Hum aap ke CUBICLE mein rahate hai</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Hamara RESUME aap ke haath mein hai</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">JAVA wale OFFER le jayenge</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dhai akshar HRD ke</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Jis Desh mein DOLLARS rahata Hain</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Hum To US jaayega</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Tera OFFER mil gaya</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Sapne DOLLARS ke</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">PM ne phir yaada dilaya</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">RESUME se OFFER LETTER tak</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">JAVA wale ASP wale</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">US to jana hi tha</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 153);">PACKAGE ho to aisa</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">COMPANY No.1</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Dekhte dekhte SHARES mil Gaya</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">PLATFORM apna apna</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Yeh H1 kab aayegi</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">PM ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">Ek tha VACANCY</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Mera Naam BODYSHOPPER</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-457350235220915677?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-15254663932624124032008-11-26T04:11:00.000-08:002008-12-04T18:30:54.154-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">INTELLIGENCE TEST - QUIZ FOR THE WISE GUY !</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Time Limit: 2 Weeks.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">What colour was Rana Pratap's WHITE horse?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">If D.D is the short form of DOORDARSHAN, what's the long form?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">Would you ask William Shakespeare to:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">(a) build a bridge</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">(b) sail the ocean</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">(c) lead an army</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">(d) WRITE A PLAY</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Metric conversion.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">How many feet in 0.0 meters?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">What language is spoken in RUSSIA?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">How to you spell PURPLE?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">previous five.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Where does rain come from?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(a) Himalayas</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(b) Trees</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(c) Indian Ocean</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(d) the sky</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">(a) yes</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">(b) no</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">What are coat hangers used for?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">Which creature is called Giraffe?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">-OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">Where is the first floor in a three story building located?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-1525466393262412403?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-46592416754577093332008-11-26T03:45:00.001-08:002008-12-04T18:37:29.232-08:00<p style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><font size="4">STUPID'S EXAM PAPER</font></p><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">[This one's little difficult than last year's]</span><br /><br /></font></p><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><font size="4"> 1. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (only alphabet are allowed, no numeric</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> digits or "_" allowed)</span><br /><br /> 2. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Sex?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Male</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Female</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Don't know.</span><br /><br /> 3. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">What's your age group?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) less than 0</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) equal to 0</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) greater than 0</span><br /><br /> 4. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">What is 2 + 2=?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) FOUR</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) 4</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) IV</span><br /><br /> 5.<span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> If you have one brother, how many brothers</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> does your brother have?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) none</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) one</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) question is too personal</span><br /><br /> 6. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Complete the following sentence... (4marks)</span><br /> ______ ________ ________ _________ .<br /><br /> 7. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?</span><br /><br /> 8. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Read the statement carefully and answer the following question:</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> "My mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is my mother herself".</span><br /><br /> Q. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">How many times the word "mother" appears in the above statement?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) None</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) some times</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) uncountable</span><br /><br /> 9. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get:</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) One rupee?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) 100 paise?</span><br /><br /> 10.<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences...</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> (HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1] ).</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> I am a _______(boy/girl). (I am writing an essay.)</span><br /><br /> 11. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">If the time is 3.00 a. m., what does your digital watch show?</span><br /><br /> 12. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">At what time does the 11.16 hours Indrayani Express come?</span><br /><br /> 13. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">What do you do on a honeymoon?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Collect Honey</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Admire Moon</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon</span><br /><br /> 14. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Earth is Flat?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) False</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Indeed False</span><br /><br /> 15. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">If A = B and B = C then is B = A?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) TRUE</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) NOT FALSE</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS</span><br /><br /> 16.<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> If you eat lunch during lunchtime, what will you have during dinnertime?</span><br /><br /> 17.<span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.</span><br /><br /> 18. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Complete the following poem:</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> Mary had a little lamb</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> Little lamb little lamb_ (HINT: "." or "@" or"^")</span><br /><br /> 19. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">This is question number</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) 1</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) 19</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) 20</span><br /><br /> 20.<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5??</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) YES</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR</span><br /><br /> 21. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Write full form of ASAP, as soon as possible ( Hint...As Soon as.. )</span><br /><br /> 22. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Opposite of the word "IN" is</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) NOT IN</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) CRICKET</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) HOCKEY</span><br /><br /><br /> 23. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">What is the capital of India?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) India</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) INDia</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) INDIA</span><br /><br /> 24.<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> a, e, i, o and u are collectively called "vowels". What are e, a,o, u and i called?</span><br /><br /> 25.<span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> Fill in the blank:</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> I am _________ a letter.</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) READING</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) WRITING</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) SEALING</span><br /><br /> 26. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Who was the first MAN to land on moon?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) MR. ARMSTRONG</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) MISS ARMSTRONG</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) MRS ARMSTRONG</span><br /><br /> 27. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">What comes first?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) the Egg</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) the Omelet</span><br /><br /> 28. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Can you count more than five using your hands?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) YES</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) NO</span><br /><br /> 29. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y</span><br /><br /> 30. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Father</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Brother</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Son</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) Daughter</span><br /><br /> 31.<span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> Car A starts from X and car B starts from Y. X and Y are located 100 miles apart from each other. How many wheels does each car have?</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) One</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Four</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Seven</span><br /><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> 32.</span> To reach the 12th floor of the World Trade Center, how many buttons would you press in the elevator?</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) ONE</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) TWELVE</span><br /><br /> 33. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks]</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.</span><br /><br /> 34. <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">This one tests your imagination. SUN is nearer to India than AMERICA because...</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> ( ) I do not have any time left to think on this one.</span><br /><br /> 35. <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">On which day Good Friday falls</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Sunday</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Wednesday</span><br style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> ( ) Saturday</span></font> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-4659241675457709333?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-55642456361935419282008-11-26T03:42:00.000-08:002008-12-04T18:55:10.217-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Computer Terms funny</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Obsolete - Any computer you own.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">for the same price a Microsecond ago."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">money is no object."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">on business trips.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-5564245636193541928?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-77738032802503202892008-11-26T03:35:00.000-08:002008-12-04T18:59:16.367-08:00<h2 style="text-align: center; font-weight: normal; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-size:130%;" >Things You'd Love To Say At Work... But Can't</span></h2><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">How do I set a laser printer to stun?</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">If I throw a stick, will you leave?</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"><span style="font-size:130%;">Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-7773803280250320289?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-51275296393118022802008-11-26T03:21:00.000-08:002008-11-26T18:38:13.871-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Abundance</u> - A baker's exercise (A-bun-dance)</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Arbitrator</u> - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Arcade</u> - A lemonade type drink served on Noah's Ark.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Avoidable</u> - What a bullfighter tries to do.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Babysitter</u> - A small child that has not learned to crawl or walk.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Baloney</u> - Where some hemlines fall.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Band-Aid</u> - A fund to help a band.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Bernadette</u> - The act of torching a mortgage.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Burglarize</u> - What a crook sees with.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Cadillac</u> - Lack of cattle.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Contents</u> - Where con men sleep while on a camping trip.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Control</u> - A short, ugly inmate.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Cookout</u> - The cook's day off.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Counterfeiters</u> - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Cowlick</u> - Bashing a cow.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Cowhide</u> - Game of Hide and Seek played by cows.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Detail</u> - Removing a tail.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Dieting</u> - The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Dog Paddle</u> - A rolled-up newspaper with which to punish a dog without hurting it.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Doughnut</u> - Holey food.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Eclipse</u> - What a Cockney barber does for a living.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Eyedropper</u> - A clumsy ophthalmologist.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Fan Club</u> - A weapon used by a celebrity so he won't be crushed by fans.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Feather Brained</u> - Fuzzy headed.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Feather Head</u> - An American Indian Chief.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Fire Escape</u> - A way for a fire to go out.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>First Lady</u> - Eve.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Flying Saucers</u> - The wife is on a rampage.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Funny Paper</u> - (1) A paper that laughs. (2) The paper you read instead of going to church.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Ghost Town</u> - A town full of Haunted Houses.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Girl Scout</u> - A boy that "scouts" for girls.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Good-bye</u> - A bargain.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Gossip</u> - 24-hour teller.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Handicap</u> - A head cover that is easy to locate and wear.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Hardship</u> - A ship protected by thick cover.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Hatchet</u> - What a hen does to an egg.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Hay</u> - Grass a-la-mowed.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Headlight</u> - A dizzy spell.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Heavy Duty</u> - Loading an elephant.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Hence</u> - An enclosure around a hen yard.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Heroes</u> - What a guy in a boat does.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>High school</u> - A school atop the Sears Building.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>High water</u> - The main reason Noah built the ark.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Himalaya</u> - A rooster that lays an egg.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Holy Smoke</u> - A church on fire.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>House Keeper</u> - A lady that kicks her husband out and keeps the house.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Ideal Person</u> - A card player that wants to deal everytime.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Illegal</u> - A sick bird.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Installment</u> - Putting a horse in a stall.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Lad</u> - A short ladder.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Laughing Stock</u> - Cattle, horses, sheep and hogs responding to a good joke.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Layaway Plan</u> - A pre-arranged burial plan.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Laying Down The Law</u> - Putting the law aside and making your own rules.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Left Bank</u> - What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Life Jacket</u> - A special coat that lasts a lifetime.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Lip Service</u> - Applying lipstick.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Little Dipper</u> - A small boy diving.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Long Jump</u> - When the cow jumped over the moon.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Matchbook</u> - A book about matches.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Megaphone</u> - A very large telephone.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Mistletoe</u> - Any animal with a toe missing.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Misty</u> - How golfers create divots.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Mohair</u> - What bald headed men need.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Monkey Business</u> - A petstore employing monkeys only.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Moron</u> - Someone that spent all night studying for a blood test.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Moth Ball</u> - A special social event for moths.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Negative Feedback</u> - One result of seasickness.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Network</u> - The process of making nets.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Outfit</u> - Pitching a fit outdoors.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Over Leap</u> - When the cow jumped over the moon.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Overloaded</u> - An elephant riding a bicycle.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Oyster Bed</u> - A place for an oyster to sleep.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Pacifist</u> - One that can't advocate peace without clinching his fist.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Paradox</u> - Two physicians.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Parasites</u> - What you see from the top of the EiffelTower.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Pedestrian</u> - An endagered species.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Period</u> - A comma that curled up and went to sleep.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Pharmacist</u> - A helper on the farm.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Piggyback</u> - A lost pig is back home.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Pigment</u> - A mint plant grown to feed hogs.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Pineapple</u> - An apple that grew on a pine tree.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Polarize</u> - What penguins see with.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Pole Vault</u> - A vault where poles hid from Hitler.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Polite</u> - A light on a pole.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Polygon</u> - A parrot that got away.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Priesthood</u> - A special headpiece for a priest.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Primate</u> - Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Protest</u> - Testing a professional person.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Put-down</u> - To hot to handle.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Quarterback</u> - Change when you pay for a 75¢ item with a dollar bill.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Reform</u> - To gain or lose weight.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Refuse</u> - Replacing a burned out fuse.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Relief</u> - What trees do in the spring.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Remind</u> - A brain transplant.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Rest Stop</u> - The traffic light is stuck on red.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Retire</u> - Replacement of tires.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Ringworm</u> - Worm with a bell.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Rock Music</u> - A lullaby sung in a rocking chair.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Roman</u> - A person that never settles very long in one place.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Sausage</u> - "Groundog".</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Scorekeeper</u> - Someone that knows the score but keeps it to himself.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Showoff</u> - The show has been cancelled.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Selfish</u> - What the owner of a seafood store does.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Single Entry</u> - Single people only.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Standing Order</u> - Freeze!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Subdued</u> - Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Sudafed</u> - Brought litigation against a government official.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Sunny</u> - A bright boy.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Sunbeam</u> - A heat proof beam supporting the sun.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Sunburn</u> - What you basked for.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Sundial</u> - An old-timer.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Sweater</u> - A person that freely perspires.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Syntax</u> - All the money collected at the church from sinners.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Teenagers</u> - People who are doing the things you wish we had thought of when we were younger.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Time Keeper</u> - A guy that didn't return your watch.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Tireless</u> - Have a car but have no tires.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Tooth Picks</u> - The choices many dentists give patients to select their artificial teeth.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Touch-Me-Not</u> - A person with a severe sunburn.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Travelers Aid</u> - A soft drink for tourists.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Vitamin</u> - What you do when someone comes to the house.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Waffle Iron</u> - A special additive to put more iron in waffles.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Waterfall</u> - A "watered-down" place in a stream.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Well Done</u> - A water, gas or oil well is completed.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Weekend</u> - A book with a blah ending.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Whether</u> - Unpredictable weather.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Wildlife</u> - Living it up!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Witchcraft</u> - Handmade crafts made for Halloween.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Woodchuck</u> - Throwing a heavy pole, post or other item made of wood.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Workout</u> - An outside job.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Writer</u> - One who corrects a wrong.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Year Book</u> - A book that takes a year to read.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><u>Zero Hour</u> - Time kept by a "cuckoo" clock.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-5127529639311802280?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-59323630561264787042008-11-26T03:16:00.000-08:002008-11-26T18:37:18.775-08:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">ATM FUNNY STUFF </span></div><p style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"> </p><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"> <center> <h2><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM</span></h2> <p> </p> </center> </div><h4 style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Men</span></h4><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"> </div><ol style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Insert card </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Dial code and desired amount </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Take the cash, the card and the slip</span></li></ol><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"> </div><h4 style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Women</span></h4><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"> </div><ol style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Drive to the bank </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Engine stalled </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Check make-up in the mirror </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Apply perfume </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Manually check haircut </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Park the car - failure </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Park the car - failure </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Park the car - success </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Search for the card in the handbag </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Insert card, rejected by the machine </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Throw phonecard back in handbag </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Look for bank card </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Insert card </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Enter code </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Study instructions for 2 minutes </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">#Cancel# </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Re-enter code </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">#Cancel# </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Enter huge amount </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">#Error# </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Enter large amount </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">#Error# </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Enter smaller amount </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Cross fingers </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Take cash </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Go back to the car </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Check make up in rear mirror </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Look for keys in handbag </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Start car </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Drive 50 meters </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">STOP </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Drive back to bank machine </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Get out of the car </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Take card and ticket back from machine </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Go back to the car </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Throw card on passenger seat </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Throw slip on the floor </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Check make up in rear mirror </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Manually check haircut </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Go into roundabout - wrong way </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">BRAKE!! </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Go into roundabout - right way </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Drive 5 kilometers </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Remove hand brake </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Stop at mall </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Spend money </span></li><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Go back to step 1</span></li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-5932363056126478704?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-3223687870904929682008-11-26T03:14:00.001-08:002008-12-04T19:06:37.771-08:00<p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><font size="4">warning </font><font size="4">Labels</font></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" size="4">Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:</font></p><div style="text-align: center;"> <font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">On a hairdryer : Do not use while sleeping.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> On a bag of sweets:</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> (The shoplifter special!)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> On a bar of Soap:</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> (But it's *just* a suggestion!)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> On a dessert: Do not turn upside down.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> *printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> On a Pudding packet:</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment. )</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> On packaging for an iron:Do not iron clothes on body.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> On Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> On a sleep medicine:</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)</span><br /><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> On a Korean kitchen knife:</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> Warning keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> outdoor use only.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> (As opposed to use in outer space? Or underground?)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> (Now I'm curious.)</span><br /><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> On peanuts packet: Warning: contains nuts.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> (Not to mention the nut who wrote the warning )</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> packet, eat nuts.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> (DDDUUUHHH)</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> On a childs superman costume:</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)</span></font> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-322368787090492968?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-64012007637189746472008-11-24T09:17:00.000-08:002008-11-25T09:01:14.587-08:00<p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!<br />~ from the movie <a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">Moulin </a>Rouge ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Other men said they have seen angels,<br />But I have seen thee<br />And thou art enough.<br />~ by G. Moore ~</span> </span></strong></a></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.<br />~ From a song by Savage Garden ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">I love you - those three words have my life in them.<br />~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.<br />~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -<br />I have shudder'd at it.<br />I shudder no more.<br />I could be martyr'd for my religion </span></span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">----------------------------------------------<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love is my religion<br />And I could die for that.<br />I could die for you.<br />~ by John Keats ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">I'd like to run away<br />From you,<br />But if you didn't come<br />And find me ...<br />I would die.<br />~ by Shirley Bassey ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.<br />~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The greatest thing you'll ever learn<br />Is to love and be loved in return.<br />~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Soul meets soul on lover's lips.<br />~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.<br />I've always found time to teach them.<br />~ by Mae West ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">No man is truly married<br />until he understands<br />every word his wife is NOT saying.</a><br />~ by Unknown ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">You will never know true happiness<br />until you have truly loved,<br />and you will never understand<br />what pain really is<br />until you have lost it.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">To live is like to love</a> -<br />all reason is against it,<br />and all healthy instinct for it.<br />~ by Samuel Butler, Life and love ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">....A simple I love you means more than money....<br />~ by Frank Sinatra ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">True love </a>cannot be found where it truly does not exist,<br />Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage...<br />~ by Ambrose Bierce ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">To be in love is merely to be<br />In a state of perpetual anesthesia:<br />To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god<br />Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.<br />~ by H.L. Mencken ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Life without love is like a tree<br />Without blossom and fruit.<br />~ by Khalil Gibra ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">I love thee, I love but thee<br />With a love that shall not die<br />Till the sun grows cold<br />And the stars grow old.<br />~ by Willam Shakespeare ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is like war,<br />Easy to begin but hard to end.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Seduce my mind and you can have my body,<br />Find my soul and I'm yours forever.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">So dear I love him that with him,<br />All deaths I could endure.<br />Without him, live no life.<br />~ by William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love is like a friendship caught on fire.<br />In the beginning a flame, very pretty,<br />Often hot and fierce,<br />But still only light and flickering.<br />As love grows older,<br />Our hearts mature<br />And our love becomes as coals,<br />Deep-burning and unquenchable.<br />~ by Bruce Lee ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">I have loved to the point of madness;<br />That which is called madness,<br />That which to me,<br />Is the only sensible way to love.<br />~ by F. Sagan ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">She walks in beauty,<br />Like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies;<br />And all that's best of dark and bright<br />Meet in her aspect and her eyes.<br />~ by Byron ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Your voice makes me tremble inside<br />And your smile is an invitation<br />For my imagination to go wild.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">One word frees us<br />Of all the weight and pain in life,<br />That word is Love<br />~ by Socrates ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">I have learned not to worry about love;<br />But to honor its coming with all my heart.<br />~ by Alice Walker ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">To love a person is to learn the song<br />That is in their heart,<br />And to sing it to them<br />When they have forgotten.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Did my heart love till now?<br />Forswear it sight,<br />For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.<br />~ Romeo, Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">The most precious possession that ever comes<br />To a man in this world<br />Is a woman's heart.<br />~ by Josiah G. Holland ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">And think not you can<br />Direct the course of love,<br />For love,<br />If it finds you worthy,<br />Directs your course.<br />~ by Gibran Kahlil Gibran ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love is a wonderful thing.<br />You never have to take it away<br />From one person to give it to another.<br />There's always more than enough to go around.<br />~ by Pamela de Roy ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love asks me no questions,<br />And gives me endless support...<br />~ by William Shakespeare ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature<br />To stop speech when words become superfluous.<br />~ by Ingrid Bergman ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is like a rumor,<br />Everyone talks about it,<br />But no one truly knows.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love is like swallowing hot chocolate<br />Before it has cooled off.<br />It takes you by surprise at first,<br />But keeps you warm for a long time.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">My love for you is a journey;<br />Starting at forever,<br />And ending at never.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is a haunting melody<br />That I have never mastered<br />And I fear I never will.<br />~ by William S. Burroughs ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">A fool in love makes no sense to me.<br />I only think you are a fool<br />If you do not love.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Once in awhile,<br />Right in the middle of an ordinary life,<br />Love gives us a fairy tale.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">True poets don't write<br />Their thoughts with a pen...<br />They release the ink that flows<br />From within their heart.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The only things in life you regret,<br />Are the risks that you didn't take.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">You love simply because you cannot help it.<br />~ by Kim Anderson ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.<br />~ by Hubert Humprey ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Hearts are not to be had as a gift<br />earts are to be earned...<br />~ by William Butler Yeats ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">True love doesn't have a happy ending:<br />True love doesn't have an ending.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">You don't love a woman because she's beautiful,<br />She is beautiful because you love her.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is not a matter of counting the years...<br />But making the years count.<br />~ by Michelle St. Amand ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Only love let's us see normal things<br />In an extraordinary way.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">A heart that loves is always young.<br />~ by A Greek Proverb ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">To get the full value of joy<br />You must have someone to divide it with.<br />~ by Mark Twain ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love doesn't sit there like a stone.<br />It has to be made like bread;<br />Remade all the time,<br />...Made new.<br />~ by Le Guin ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">My bounty is as boundless as the sea,<br />My love as deep;<br />The more I give to thee<br />The more I have,<br />For both are infinite.<br />~ by William Shakespeare ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is that condition in which<br />The happiness of another person<br />Is essential to your own.<br />~ by Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">I only wish to be the fountain of love<br />From which you drink,<br />Every drop promising eternal passion.<br />~ by Unknown Author ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">If I know what love is,<br />It is because of you.<br />~ by Herman Hesse ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">You may only be one person to the world<br />But you may also be the world to one person.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">A part of you has grown in me.<br />And so you see, it's you and me<br />Together forever and never apart,<br />Maybe in distance, but never in heart.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Age does not protect us from love,<br />But love to some extent protects us from age.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">You can give without loving,<br />But you cannot love without giving.<br />~ by Amy Carmichael ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">There are no guarantees.<br />From the viewpoint of fear,<br />None are strong enough.<br />From the viewpoint of love,<br />None are necessary.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.<br />~ by Karen Sunde ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself<br />But if your love and must needs have desires,<br />Let these be your desires:</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------</span></strong></p><div class="article" align="center"><li><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >To melt and be like a running brook </span></strong></li></div><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >That sings its melody to the night. </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >To know the pain of too much tenderness. </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >To be wounded by your own understanding of love; </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >And to bleed willingly and joyfully. </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >To wake at dawn with a winged heart </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >And give thanks for another day of loving; </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy; </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >To return home at eventide with gratitude; </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >And then to sleep with a prayer </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >For the beloved in your heart </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">And a song of praise upon your lips.<br />~ by Gibran Kahlil Gibran ~</span> </span></strong></div></li><li><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------------</span></strong></div><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it .. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.<br />~ by The Holy Bible, New International Version Ephesians 5:25-33 ~</span> </span></strong></p></li><li><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love doesn't make the world go round,<br />Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.<br />~ by Elizabeth Browning ~</span> </span></strong></p></li><li><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love me without fear<br />Trust me without questioning<br />Need me without demanding<br />Want me without restrictions<br />Accept me without change<br />Desire me without inhibitions<br />For a love so free....<br />Will never fly away.<br />~ by Dick Sutphen ~</span> </span></strong></p></li><li><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is a burning desire,<br />That makes your heart light on fire,<br />Love is being with you,<br />Someone saying I love you too,<br />Love is your tender kiss,<br />Something you don't want to miss,<br />Love is you and me,<br />And that is all I see.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span></span></strong></p></li><li><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p></li><li><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">If I go away<br />What would still remain of me?<br />The ghost within your eyes?<br />The whisper in your sighs?<br />You see...Believe<br />And I'm always there.<br />~ by Jon Oliva ~</span> </span></strong></p></li><li><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The greatest weakness of most humans<br />Is their hesitancy to tell others,<br />How much they love them<br />While they're alive.<br />~ by O.A. Battista ~</span> </span></strong></p></li><li><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p></li><p align="center"><strong><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong> </p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">My love, you know you are my best friend.<br />You know that I'd do anything for you<br />And my love, let nothing come between us.<br />My love for you is strong and true.<br />~ by Sarah McLachlan ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">I sought for Love<br />But Love ran away from me.<br />I sought my Soul<br />But my Soul I couldn't see.<br />Then I sought You,<br />And I found all three.<br />~ by Unknown Author ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">The best feelings are those that<br />Have no words to describe them....<br />~ by Michelle Hammersley ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Let the world stop turning,<br />Let the sun stop burning,<br />Let them tell me love's not worth going through.<br />If it all falls apart,<br />I will know deep in my heart,<br />The only dream that mattered had come true<br />...In this life I was loved by you.<br />~ by Bette Midler ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">We are all born for love...<br />it is the principle existence and it's only end.<br />~ by Disraeli ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">We can only learn to love by loving.<br />~ by Iris Murdoch ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">May no gift be too small to give,<br />nor too simple to receive,<br />which is wrapped in thoughtfulness<br />and tied with love.<br />~ by L.O. Baird ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.<br />~ by Oliver Wendell Holmes ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">The minute I heard my first love story,<br />I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.<br />Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.<br />They're in each other all along.<br />~ by Maulana Jalalu'ddin Rumi ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is a fruit in season at all times,<br />and within the reach of every hand.<br />~ by Mother Teresa ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Since love grows within you, so beauty grows.<br />For love is the beauty of the soul.<br />~ by St. Augustine ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">What the heart gives away is never gone ...<br />It is kept in the hearts of others.<br />~ by Robin St. John ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">The human heart, at whatever age,<br />opens to the heart that opens in return.<br />~ by Maria Edgeworth ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Accept the things<br />To which fate binds you and<br />Love the people with whom fate<br />Brings you together<br />But do so with all your heart.<br />~ by Marcus Aurelius ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.<br />~ by Ralph Connor ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.<br />~ by Thomas Fuller ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one;<br />Yet the light of the bright world dies, With the dying sun.<br />The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one;<br />Yet the light of a whole life dies, When love is done.<br />~ by Francis W. Bourdillon ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Paradise is always where love dwells.<br />~ by Jean Paul F. Richter ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.<br />~ Honore de Balzac ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The greatest tragedy of life is not that men perish,<br />but that they cease to love.<br />~ by W. Somerset Maugham ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Romantic love is a passionate spiritual-emotional-sexual attachment between a man and a woman that reflects a high regard for the value of each other's person.<br />~ by Nathaniel Branden ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Listening is an attitude of the heart, a genuine desire to be with another which both attracts and heals.<br />~ by J. Isham ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,<br />While loving someone deeply gives you courage.<br />~ by Lao Tzu ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Even though there may be times<br />It seems I'm far away<br />Never wonder where I am<br />'Cause I am always by your side.<br />~ by Celine Dion (The Power of Love) ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Things base and vile, holding no quantity,<br />Love can transpose to form and dignity.<br />Love looks not with the eye, but with the mind,<br />And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.<br />~ by William Shakespeare ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life.<br />~ by Joseph Addison (The Spectator Magazine) ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love does not die easily.<br />It is a living thing.<br />It thrives in the face<br />of all life's hazards,<br />save one--neglect.<br />~ by James Bryden ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Some pray to marry the man they love,<br />my prayer will somewhat vary:<br />I humbly pray to Heaven above<br />that I love the man I marry.<br />~ by Rose Stokes ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.<br />~ by Unknown ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame burns low.<br />~ by Henry Ward Beecher ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.<br />~ by Pearl S. Buck ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.<br />~ by 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 ~</span></span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >----------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">All love that has not friendship for its base,<br />is like a mansion built upon the sand.<br />~ by Ella Wheeler Wilcox ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.<br />~ by Germaine De Stael ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.<br />~ by Samuel Lover ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The life and love we create is the life and love we live.<br />~ by Leo Buscaglia ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope.<br />~ by Josh Billings ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.<br />~ by Ivan Panin ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love puts the fun in together,<br />The sad in apart,<br />The hope in tomorrow,<br />The joy in the heart.<br />~ by Anonymous ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and your life.<br />~ by John Wayne Schlatter ~ </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">--------------------------------------------------</span><br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility is why we get married, but it's also used as a reason to divorce.<br />Incompatibility is just a lack of communication. If we just try to love [our spouse] the way we want to be loved, we are in trouble. Unless you communicate, it's difficult to know how to love another person.<br />~ by Dr. Charles Lowery</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">~ </span></span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >---------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.<br />~ by Antoine De Saint-Exupery ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.<br />~ by Janos Arany ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Just because someone doesn't love you<br />in the way you want them to,<br />doesn't mean that they don't love you<br />with all they've got.<br />~ by Author unknown ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever.<br />~ by Leo Buscaglia ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Smile at each other, smile at your wife,<br />smile at your husband, smile at your children,<br />smile at each other--it doesn't matter who it is--<br />and that will help you to grow up in greater love<br />for each other.<br />~ by Mother Teresa ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">A man falls in love through his eyes,<br />a woman through her ears.<br />~ by Woodrow Wyatt ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love knows no reasons,<br />love knows no lies.<br />Love defies all reasons,<br />love has no eyes.<br />But love is not blind,<br />love sees but doesn't mind.<br />~ by Author unknown ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost,<br />sometimes unrecognized, but in the end,<br />always found with no regrets, forever valued<br />and kept treasured.<br />~ by Unknown ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-size:130%;" >Sometimes we let affection,<br />go unspoken,<br />Sometimes we let our love<br />go unexpressed,<br />Sometimes we can't find words to tell<br />our feelings,<br />Especially towards those<br />we love the best.<br />~ by Author unknown ~ </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">-----------------------------------------------</span><br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.<br />~ by Sir Hugh Walpole ~</span></span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >---------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.<br />~ by Erich Fromm ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Think about it, there must be higher love<br />Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above<br />Without it, life is a wasted time<br />Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.<br />~ by Steve Winwood ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love does not consist in gazing at each other<br />but in looking together in the same direction.<br />~ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">You come to love not by finding the perfect person,<br />but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.<br />~ by Sam Keen ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Love is always bestowed as a gift --<br />freely, willingly, and without expectation....<br />We don't love to be loved; we love to love.<br />~ by Leo Buscaglia ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.<br />~ by Elbert Hubbard ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.<br />~ by Victor Hugo ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.<br />~ by Rev Ed Hird ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.<br />~ by James J. Jones Ph.D. ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.<br />~ by Josiah G. Holland ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">What we need to know about loving is no great mystery. We all know what constitutes loving behavior; we need but act upon it, not continually question it. Over-analysis often confuses the issue and in the end brings us no closer to insight. We sometimes become too busy classifying, separating, and examining, to remember that love is easy. It's we who make it complicated.<br />~ by Leo Buscaglia ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Romantic love reaches out in little ways, showing attention and admiration. Romantic love remembers what pleases a woman, what excites her, and what surprises her. Its actions whisper: you are the most special person in my life.<br />~ by Charles Stanley ( A Man's Touch) ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven. And when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, their streams of light flow together, and a single brighter light goes forth from their united being.<br />~ by Unknown ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">It is the things in common<br />that make relationships enjoyable,<br />but it is the little differences<br />that make them interesting.<br />~ by Todd Ruthman ~</span></span></strong></a></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >----------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p align="center"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.<br />~ by Leo Buscaglia ~</span> </span></strong></a></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">My heart to you is given:</a><br />Oh, do give yours to me;<br />We'll lock them up together,<br />And throw away the key.<br />~ by Frederick Saunders ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival.<br />~<a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/"> by Leo Buscaglia </a><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">(Born For Love)</a> ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.<br />~ by George Sand ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">Love is an act of endless forgiveness</a><br />A tender look which becomes a habit.<br />~ by Peter Ustinov ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------------<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.<br />~ by Helen Keller ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);"><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">The courses of true love never did run smooth.</a><br />~ by <a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">William Shakespeare</a> ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">But true love is a durable fire,<br />In the mind ever burning,<br />Never sick, never old, never dead,<br />From itself never turning.<br />~ by Sir Walter Raleigh ~</span> </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">---------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-size:130%;" >Some people come into our lives and quickly go.<br />Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom.<br />Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon.<br />They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same.<br />~ by <a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/">Flavia Weedn</a><a href="http://www.cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com/"> ~</a></span></strong> </p><p align="center"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">----------------------------------------------</span><br /></p><p> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-6401200763718974647?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-18850669605801177062008-11-24T04:45:00.000-08:002008-12-04T19:18:15.869-08:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204);">", madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."<br />Winston Churchill</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">----------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">"</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."<br />Mitch Hedberg</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."<br />Benjamin Franklin</span><br />-----------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."<br />Mega Jones<br /></span>----------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!"<br />Danny Jansen<br /></span>--------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol."<br />Anonymous</span><br />-----------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them."<br />Terry Pratchett<br /></span>------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle."<br />Paul McCartney</span><br />----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her."<br />W.C. Fields</span><br />-------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."<br />Anonymous</span><br /><br />---------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"I drink therefore I am."<br />W.C. Fields</span><br />--------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."<br />Henry Youngman<br /></span>------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony."<br />Robert Benchley<br /></span>------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."<br />Laura Kightlinger<br /></span>---------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place."<br />Jimmy Breslin</span><br />-------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working."<br />Harold Rudolph</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"We drink and we die and continue to drink."<br />Dennis Leary<br /></span>--------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."<br />Rodney Dangerfield</span><br />--------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."<br />Stephen Wright<br /></span>--------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."<br />Frank Sinatra<br /></span>----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts."<br />Steve Fergosi</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another."<br />Irish love ballad<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">--------------------------------</span><br />"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."<br />Ernest Hemingway<br /></span>-----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"<br />Henny Youngman</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."<br />Brian, Family Guy</span><br />-------------------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."<br />Dean Martin<br /></span>--------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.'"<br />Henny Youngman<br /></span>--------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."<br />George F. Burns</span><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober."<br />William Butler Yeats</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."<br />P.J. O'Rourke</span><br />-----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.<br />More funny Herman Melville quotes<br /></span>*** </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">N</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">o animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.<br />More funny Gilbert K. Chesterton quotes<br />*** </span></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">--------------------------------------------</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.<br />More funny Dean Martin quotes<br />***</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.<br />More funny Dean Martin quotes<br />***</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.<br />More funny Tom Sharpe quotes<br />***</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.<br />More funny George Gobel quotes<br />***</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.<br />More funny Ernest Hemingway quotes<br />***</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.<br />More funny Bette Midler quotes </span></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">----------------------------------------</span><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.”</span> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">------------------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“If you aren’t part of the solution, you’re a precipitate .”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“Everyone loves a moose. Some just don’t know it.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.”<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">-----------------------------------</span><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Free Travel</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes 2 Comments</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hangar at JFK New York. It’s fogged in and they have nothing to do.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Beer Troubleshooting Chart</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">SYMPTOM…FAULT…ACTION</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Feet cold and wet.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Glass being held at incorrect angle.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Feet warm and wet.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Improper bladder control.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Drinking Codes</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes 2 Comments</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">her a Miller Lite.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“I’d like a BL.” Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Bud Lite.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">a Fifteen.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“A Fifteen?” the bartender replies, “What the hell is that?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Oh, you know,” the blonde says, “A Seven and Seven.”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Drinking Buddies</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend. And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass. Pat, hearing of his friend’s illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time. �Shawn,� said Pat, �can you hear me?� Faintly, Shawn replied, �Yes, Paddy, I can.� Bashfully, Pat started, �Do you remember our pact, Shawn?� �Yes, I do Patty,� Shawn strained. �And, you’ll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?� said Pat. �Yes Patty, I do,� whispered Shawn. ”It’s a very �old� bottle now, you know,� urged Pat. �And what are you gettin’ at Pat?� asked Shawn, briskly. �Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?�</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Pat And Mike</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">After having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“We have been friends for years and years and if I should die before you do would you do me a favor?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Get the best bottle of Irish whiskey you can find and pour it over my grave.”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Pat replied, “I would be glad to do that for you my old friend.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">But would you mind if I passed it through my bladder first?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Arthritis</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">McCuen stumbled out of a saloon right into the arms of Father Logan.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Inebriated again!” declared the priest. “Shame on you! When are you going to straighten out your life?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Father,” asked McCuen. “What causes arthritis?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“I’ll tell you what causes it! Drinking cheap whiskey, gambling and carousing around with loose women.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">How long have you had arthritis?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“I don’t,” slurred McCuen. “The Bishop has it!”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Official Drinking Test</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">This simple five question test will help determine how drunk you really are. Begin by answering each of the five questions below truthfully. Then determine your score based on question answer values provided. Lastly, compare your score to the results for a final answer.</span><br /><br />1.<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> Think about your wife. In your mind, is she: (a) the most beautiful woman alive; (b) a beautiful woman; (c) attractive; (d) ugly as sin.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Wine with a Fly</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that each of the glasses had a fly in it.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">* The Swede demanded to have new wine in the same glass.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">* The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">* The Finn picked the fly out of the wine and drank the wine.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Temperance Lecture</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland’s top medical man, a noted anti-drink campaigner. The speaker began by placing a live, wriggling worm in a glass of whisky. After a moment or two it died and sank to the bottom.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">The speaker said quietly to the audience, “Now my friends, what does this tell us?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Jock piped up, “If you drink whisky you’ll not be bothered by worms!”</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">First Offense</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Now don’t let me ever see your face again,” said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“I’m afraid I can’t promise that, sir,” said the released man.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“And why not?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Because I’m the barman at your regular pub!”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Three Brothers</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">The bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold. You don’t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I’ll bring you a fresh cold one.”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Irish Declare War On France</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Hallo, Mr. Chirac!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Well, Paddy,” Chirac replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Right now,” says Paddy, after a moment’s calculation, “there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Smart Dog</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Tim O’Rourke was walking his Irish Setter in the country side. He picked up a stick and threw it, the dog went and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in a different direction and the dog once again went and retrieved it and brought it back.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Tim then threw it in another direction and it landed in a small lake. The dog went down to the water’s edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it back.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Live Long</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, having left the pub a wee bit late one night, found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “it’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87. Good blood, those O’Gradys!”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“That’s nothing,” says Sean. “Here’s one named Patrick O’Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died. Aye, those O’Tooles are a hardy bunch, they are!”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">My Two Brothers</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">The bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold. You don’t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I’ll bring you a fresh cold one.”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">One Wish</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Driving Home Drunk</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?” “Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.” “I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Bad Bathroom Experience</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">As Bob’s standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Being a kind soul, Bob says, “Ah, OK, sure, I’ll help you.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">The man asks, “Can you unzip my zipper?” Bob says, “OK.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Then the man says, “Can you pull it out for me?” Bob replies, “Uh, yeah, OK.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Read more</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Staggering Drunk</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes 1 Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took off his shoes to avoid waking the wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his backside. A Guinness bottle in a back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to scream out loud, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see what damage he’d done.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Bleeding from several cuts, he somehow managed to find a first aid kit and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and stumbled his way into bed.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Read more</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Drinking Politics</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, “You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. “Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Listen, I’m the customer, so I’m always right.” the man says. “That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“That tears it,” the bartender says, “How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Well, you’d be the customer, so you’d be right,” the man says.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Read more</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Abducted</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“Ted, you look awful. What’s wrong?” Harry asks.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Ted says, “Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Everyone is shocked. “I heard about this kind of thing happening!” Bills says. “What did the alien do to you?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">“I don’t remeber all the details,” Ted says. “All I remember is being anally probed by the alien.”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Everyone is horrified. “I heard that they’ll do that!” Steve says. “What did the alien look like?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Ted responds, “Carl.”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Nun in the Bathroom</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?” But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?”</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Lost at Sea</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the two frat guys and grants them one wish between the two of them.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, ?I wish the ocean was made of beer.? Magically, the ocean turns to beer.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Infuriated, the other guy yells, ?Way to go asshole! Now we have to piss in the boat!?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Drinks for Jesus</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Filed Under Funny Drinking Jokes Leave a Comment</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. “Hey,” he says, looking down the bar, “is that Jesus down there?” The bartender nods, so the Irishman orders Jesus one too.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">An ailing Italian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Italian orders Him a glass of Chianti too.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">A redneck swaggers in and hollers, “Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey?is that God?s Boy down there?” The bartender nods, so the redneck orders Him a bottle of beer.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">As Jesus gets up to leave, He touches the Irishman and says, “For your kindness, you are healed!” The Irishman jumps up and dances a jig.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Then Jesus touches the Italian and says, “For your kindness, you are healed!” The Italian?s humpback straightens, and he does a flip.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">Just then the redneck yells, “Don?t touch me! I?m drawing disability!”Yes</span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-1885066960580117706?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-23017694542764213772008-11-24T04:23:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:17:16.204-08:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);">The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Honolulu — it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.</span><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);">Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish...</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.</span><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">After an acquaintance of ten minutes, many women will exchange confidences that a man would not reveal to a lifelong friend.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">Henry Youngman</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">"I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic...</span><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">Agatha Christie</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">Women like silent men, they think they're listening.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">go Fridays."</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">Henry Youngman.</span><br /><br />*<br /><br />**********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him... is he still wrong?</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.</span><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">Before marriage a man yearns for a woman after marriage the ‘y’ is silent</span> .<br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">You order what you want then when you see what the other person has,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">you wish you had ordered that.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);">. Socrates</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7249636781181261753-2301769454276421377?l=cute-wallpaper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Abhinav Moudgilnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7249636781181261753.post-62088931196788308702008-11-24T04:15:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:37:17.199-08:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Agatha Christie</span><br />-------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Women marry men hoping they will change.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Men marry women hoping they will not.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">So each is inevitably disappointed.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Albert Einstein</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Albert Einstein</span><br />-------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Anonymous</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Anonymous</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Anonymous</span><br />-------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Anonymous</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">and sneakers behind along the way.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Anonymous</span><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Anonymous</span><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Anonymous</span><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">You can't buy love on eBay.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Anonymous</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Bette Midler</span><br />---------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Brendan Francis</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Cathy Carlyle</span><br />-------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Cecilia Egan</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Cher</span><br />--------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Cher</span><br />----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">By the time you swear you're his,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Shivering and sighing,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Dorothy Parker</span><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Dudley Moore</span><br />---------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Erma Bombeck</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">that you really saw.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Fran Lebowitz</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">It is impossible to love and be wise.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Francis Bacon</span><br />---------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Friedrich Nietzsche</span><br />---------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Fulton J. Sheen</span><br />-----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- George Carlin</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Glenn Beck</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I was married by a judge.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I should have asked for a jury.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Groucho Marx</span><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Henry Kissinger</span><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">And she never did.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- James Fineous McBride</span><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">else in the house.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Jean Kerr</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Joan Crawford</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">It's been so long since I made love,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I can't even remember who gets tied up.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Joan Rivers</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Joan Rivers</span><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Jonathan Carroll</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Joyce Brothers</span><br />--------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Katharine Hepburn</span><br />-----------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- La Rochefoucauld</span><br />-------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Lily Tomlin</span><br />------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">The only people who make love all the time are liars.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Louis Jordan</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Natalie Wood</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Oscar Wilde</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is a grave mental disease.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Plato</span><br />------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Rita Rudner</span><br />-------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Shelley Winters</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Steve Martin</span><br />---------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Thomas Hardy</span><br />-----------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Tommy Dewar</span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- W. Somerset Maugham</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Walt Disney</span><br />------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Woody Allen</span><br />----------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Woody Allen</span><br />------------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-- Woody Allen</span><br />----------------------------------------<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">The sincerest love is the love of food.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Bernard Shaw .</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Josh Billings</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown</span><br /><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">The great question... which I have not been able to</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"> answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?''</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Freud</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."</span><br /><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">David Bissonette</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Mae West</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Ambrose Bierce</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-Oscar Wilde</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Zsa Zsa Gabor</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-Rodney Dangerfield</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Coleridge</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Benjamin Franklin</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">-Henry Youngman</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Phyllis Diller</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base metal; she will</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">not even bite it to see if it is good; all she notices is the size of it, not the quality.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Hellfire Hotchkiss</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Lord Byron</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Jimmy Durante.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Albert Einstein - Funny Love Quotes</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Anonymous</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">-- Jim Backus</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">what it means."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">George Burns.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">George Burns.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Patrick Murray.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Woody Allen.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">is to forget it once</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Anon</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">So I suggested the kitchen.</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Milton Berle</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">unknown</span><br /><br />***********<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I think, therefore I'm single.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Mae West [Add to favorites]</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">You call it madness, but I call it love.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Don Byas </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Woodrow Wyatt </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Mae West [Add to favorites]</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Winston Churchill </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Henry Louis Mencken [Add to favorites]</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Ben Hecht </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is being stupid together.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Paul Valery </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">a few times.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Rita Rudner </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> Pearl Bailey</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love doesn't make the world go round,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.</span><br /> ________________________________________________<br />